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Micah 7:8 • A Chelsea Fan🧢 • Cruise • Fashion • Random Relatable Content

[Àríkẹ́ @blaq_en_belle]

I had a friend who cancelled his courtship because the sister visited his house and saw that the toilet and bathroom were together 😭

She asked, “What if I want to poop and you want to bathe?”

Brother said, “Both can coexist” 😭

She said never.

He eventually cancelled the courtship because that was the final confirmation he needed. He had already noticed some other things before, but this sealed it 😭

Would you have done the same? 😂

[아두라💞💜 @Aduradara61049]

My uncle lost his wife, sold all his properties, and decided to go on a vacation without giving anything to his children.

Is that really the right thing to do??

[Amarachi @_amaraxxhi_]

dear younger siblings, stop assuming that your older siblings have money!!!!!!

[𝐒𝐖▴𝐍𝐊𝐘🎭🦅 @S_kyy001]

Sound system battle, who's coming out alive? 🔥

JBL or ZEALOT

[lexi 🇺🇸 @lexi_trades1]

You’re given $120K… to break up with your current partner. Would you do it? 👀👇🏻

[𝐒𝐖▴𝐍𝐊𝐘🎭🦅 @S_kyy001]

Billionaires battle, who's coming out alive? 🔥

Obi Cubana or Chiefpriest

[INCARNATE 📿 @incarnate_13]

I swear to Almighty Allah,life hard!

[🦋Tömï🦋 @haalandgurl]

Fact about this kind of settings

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

"Girls"

In Restaurant At Home

[Tijjani @Tijjani822]

Most used words by Nigerian youths 😂🇳🇬

1. Omo
2. Dey play
3. Abeg
4. Literally
5. Abiii
6. Guyyyy
7. Toto
8. Aura
9. Peak
10. Aza
11. Aswr

[𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐦 @Chisomxoxo_]

Men who rely on money to get women’s attention are the weakest.

[아두라💞💜 @Aduradara61049]

Why do most women look more beautiful after a breakup?

[Sir 𝐓𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲🔥 @Tunex01]

Nothing will happen to that man/ woman who used you and dumped you. Put yourself together and move on✍

[lexi 🇺🇸 @lexi_trades1]

You can genuinely be a good man and still be misunderstood by women… why? 👀

[DEMAN005 @deman_005]

Get this clear, your best friend might not fuvk with your content on x

Your b!ood brother niche might not resonate with yours

My advise to you; stop beefing them just look for those that fuvk with your content and vibez with them

Stop fight!ng with people that don't even think you exist on this app. The sky is enough to explore

[Chime @Chime_Fave]

once this money dry, me and my guys go shut down… we’ll paint the city red

[Ayõ🦅✨ @WiszAyo]

How’s algorithm treating you so far today ?

[Tasha 😋💦 @Tasha1644]

You have one life. Don't take it for granted, and always thank God for it.

[𝐒𝐖▴𝐍𝐊𝐘🎭🦅 @S_kyy001]

Happy Birthday to my amazing mother 🤩

Guys, pls kindly say a prayer for her 🥹🙏

[𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀 @astrovibesonly]

saying “i’m the prize” when you still price things in the market like the seller owes you money is hilarious 😭

indeed… you’re the price 😂