Mollie Sperduto

Comedian, actress, singer, miscellaneous entertainer, firm appreciator of soft avocados.

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Two chances to see comedy this Saturday - one with me and one without (which is still v.v. good)

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@TrumbullComic My heart was pounding and when I clicked, yours was the first tweet I saw, so thank you for that.

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@swalneck @Social_Mime Are you a cat too???

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Vet gave my old-lady cat a clean bill of health, even remarked that she was still maintaining extra strong leg muscles.

Pretty sure he just called her thicc but ok

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@Social_Mime DEADASS JUST DID THIS OVER THE WEEKEND

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Does anyone else forget how old they are, and have to do math to remember?

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"MLM" is the politically correct term for pyramid scheme.

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@RKDuke77 Which one am I? 1, 2 or 3?

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You can have your Negroni Sbagliato with little a Prosecco, as a treat

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@EagleDanFF Nah, I definitely *try*, but it turns out to be less "running" and more "are you dancing to an 80's song that nobody else can hear right now?"

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I like when something notable happens while I'm running, because then I can milk the story as "that thing that happened *while I was on a run*" and make myself sound a lot more in shape than I might actually be.

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@PaulHallasy That's because you never see corduroy. You only hear it.

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"WAIT WHY ARE THERE BULLETPOINTS NOW"

[Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness]

Sorry kids I missed your childhood, I was busy trying to align a picture on Microsoft word

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@Social_Mime I called my old car the Malai Lama so who am I to judge?

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@joshaintfunny @lizzo It's about damn time!

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@kevinisrael_nj Part of me wants to believe they're actually a prequel

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@Chhapiness Virtual-everything the last few years taught me the same damn thing. Traffic was never the problem.

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"Mr. Brightside" is like the "Groundhog Day" of the music world.

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@buitengebieden @Ninjutsa247 !!

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@spiddlewicken GET IT GUUURRRLLLLL