Das Gooch

[Das Gooch @DasGooch]

@chad_alt @CryptoDmack Physical distance to the data centers matters (latency) so they need to be built here. Much more likely it's a psyop from China to make us lose the AI race.

[Das Gooch @DasGooch]

@chad_alt @NathanJRobinson Just huffing their own farts in the basement planet

[Ethan Agarwal @ethanagarwal]

All these Europeans are complaining that Americans are suggesting improvements to soccer.

Improving things constantly is why American GDP is $30T and you still have no AC in 2026.

In our own sports, we've fixed overtime rules in the NFL, flopping rules in the NBA, and added the pitch clock in the MLB, all in the last few years.

Adapt or die.

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

That red card was softer than most of you fat asses workout.

[Das Gooch @DasGooch]

@chad_alt @nonlocalai The also hilarious aspect of this is when do you draw the line? Is it now in 2026? Are we locked into the people, culture and history of this moment or is it people who were here 100 years ago? Maybe the Dutch? If you aren't Dutch GTFO of NYC.

[Philip Klein @philipaklein]

In America, even our commies love air conditioning.

[Das Gooch @DasGooch]

@matt_T Beach boys to the first one. Agree Limp Bizkit is the most American.

[Das Gooch @DasGooch]

@MainstreamViews Does this not strike you as unfair to those paying market and facing the increase???

[Das Gooch @DasGooch]

@ITARviolation You gotta shoot your shot by any means

[Das Gooch @DasGooch]

@chad_alt You are arguing for your 40s really because then you have cash and are still semi-good looking

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

THE MOMENT.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@RJ5000 https://t.co/jfBGXvVCbM

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

[Walker⚡️ @WalkerAmerica]

Men 250 years ago: “I’ve been drinking Madeira wine, ale, rum, and hard cider since I weened off my mother’s tit. Water? Never touched the poison. On the morrow, I shall overthrow the most powerful empire in the history of the world.

Men today: “I drank a glass of wine and it ruined my life. I couldn’t even podcast. My bracelet told me I was dying.”

[Repositioning Play @GoodGuyGuaranty]

Thankfully we’re past the millennial pastiche phase of ‘white hipsterdom’. (Mason jars, roll-up garage doors, etc.)

In its place we have craftsmen working on meticulous replicas of dying vernacular bars.

The Peek Inn, in Greenpoint, is a fine example of the form.

[daniel 🐌 @escargotpro_]

Lifelong New York Metro Liver Skilled in The Art of How to Talk to a Crackhead

[Das Gooch @DasGooch]

@chad_alt What’s the weakest of the three and how do we add 50 to it

[Das Gooch @DasGooch]

@chad_alt Trump is the one forcing the either or though. He is telling the Pope to sit down and posting pictures of himself as Jesus. That's backing a lot of people into corners.

[Greenpointers @Greenpointers]

With a new food menu helmed by Pomp and Circumstance chef James Ahearn. https://t.co/fMuud28kid

[Das Gooch @DasGooch]

@MonkeyCharts @chad_alt I don’t know where you are flying from but at JFK there’s a Chase, AMEX, Capital One, multiple deltas including a delta one if you are balling plus the various Euro lounges which usually don’t have the best food but do have serve yourself booze which is nice