under maintenance

[episode one @E1podcast]

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

Thank goodness it's not snowing.

Imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

[@realWokeism @realWokeism]

Karl Marx failed to consider the Steam Summer Sale

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

At the liquor store helping them lift the gate up

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

mondays arent so bad when u cant tell the days apart anymore

[Josh @Joshnorton193]

Hi @dominos
I’ve accidentally just added a charity donation of 52p to my order and it was a complete accident.
How can I go about getting it back?

Thanks

[cloutless @peaceful_bully]

Some of you might be too young to remember this but in the early 2000s the question mark was mainly used to signal inquiry instead of flamboyantly defensive statements

[fredesque @FredTaming]

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I put all my sins into a chicken to kill it so I could trick God but it escaped so now on top of everything else I have an evil chicken on the loose

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Type of text you get when your girl is looking at your phone

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

All AI has done for YouTube is create mind melting garbage to trick kids & the elderly, added worthless features no one asked for, & allowed deepfake videos of creators doing anything from crime to porn. I hate that there’s enough money behind it to make them act like it’s good.

[Groby @groby5000000]

im glad twitter refreshes twice when you open it so i can see a flash of a cool suggested piece of art from someone i would want to follow before its ripped away from me forever

[intern @intern]

hey man just wanted to reach out and say i loved how much you drank at the networking event last night

[tosh 🔜 AC, FD @YeenItBefore]

sometimes when i’m bored i shower my hyena in ice cold water and he scream loud as fuuuuuck 😭😭

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

the consequences of underage smoking

[under maintenance @dash_drinks]

@johndory1914 @CaudilloXIV Someone get that bitch a Marlboro

[Bobby V @Bobbyy_V]

So my fantasy football league came up with their last place punishment for this year…

I should probably start researching.

[under maintenance @dash_drinks]

@DaManDanX We miss you too Dan

[under maintenance @dash_drinks]

@DaManDanX Gonna miss you man, thanks for the content. Wish you could've fucked Letty on camera