Darren Ashby

[Darren Ashby @DASHBY1979]

@HawkEmDownChris The Farmers boy.

[Darren Ashby @DASHBY1979]

@gamray And that was just the staff.

[Darren Ashby @DASHBY1979]

@ThatchEffendi Someone's ordered the peaky blinders kit from temu.

[Darren Ashby @DASHBY1979]

@gecffmn How did the lady with the child know the man had collapsed?

[Darren Ashby @DASHBY1979]

@CandidategenX @JoJoFromJerz Is that duck big or are the others far away?

[Darren Ashby @DASHBY1979]

@CBennett_12 @OSWreview She probably was but what about the pasta 🤣.

[Darren Ashby @DASHBY1979]

@Iam_ladyinred Don't you know?

[Darren Ashby @DASHBY1979]

@JoJoFromJerz They are.

[Darren Ashby @DASHBY1979]

@_InfoGram_ Is the guy behind him working him with a remote control?

[Darren Ashby @DASHBY1979]

@UjuAnya @grok Can you answer the same question over and over again?

[Darren Ashby @DASHBY1979]

@PopBase @grok How many people are going to ask you exactly the same question?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

[Darren Ashby @DASHBY1979]

@EeHRN @DeborahMeaden Sepp Blater

[Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve]

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[Atlanta Rey ✨ @areyoflight]

🔥 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT MOTABILITY, SINCE SOME OF YOU ARE COMMITTED TO BEING LOUD AND WRONG 🔥

The ignorance about Motability could power the national grid.
Some of you are out here spewing BS.

💥 No, disabled people do NOT get “free cars.”

You don’t wake up one morning, sneeze, and materialise a shiny SUV from the government fairy. You exchange your Higher Rate Mobility or Enhanced PIP mobility entitlement - and that payment goes directly to Motability. It’s a lease, not a gift.

💥 No, you cannot just pick a “luxury car.”

You don’t stroll into a dealership and order a BMW for fun. You get a short list of sensible, usually basic models. And if you want anything even remotely bigger, you pay thousands in an upfront “Advance Payment.” From your own pocket.

Disabled people are literally paying extra for the crime of needing space for mobility aids or adaptations.

💥 Insurance? Servicing? Repairs?

Included - because it’s a lease. Not a magical perk. Just a standard part of the deal. And god forbid someone bumps into a Motability car the way some people act, you’d think the disabled driver was committing murder.

💥 Reality check:

Most disabled people only choose Motability because buying and maintaining a car is financially impossible when your disability already bleeds your wallet dry.
This scheme is a lifeline - not a jackpot.

It gives people independence, work access, medical access, the ability to have a damn life.

🧨 So before you start raging about “free cars” and “scroungers,” try this: learn how the system actually works.

Disabled people aren’t living the high life. They’re just trying to exist.
And if that offends you?

🚗💨 Touch grass. Preferably far away from Motability cars.

[Darren Ashby @DASHBY1979]

@GaryDelaney That reminds me of the story from the late Dave Myers on would I lie to you.

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@richardosman Who bothers going on a polling site and then says " Don't know"

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@Spigot696 @coldwarsteve Starmer is the wet puddle.

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@HeckinGoodDogs Sertraline.

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@TheAccountantUK @KathyBurke Freedom of speech.