Dashie

23 she/her 🐸

[❤︎⁠ ꒰ 𝑅ipley 🎂 3 days ꒱ @femmekennedy]

reminder

[angele @yaoiangele]

the homoerotic friendship had me praying to god for help in the shower

[Dashie @Dashie0005]

u gotta be fucking kidding me

[ScreenRant @screenrant]

Author H.D. Carlton confirmed that her novel, Haunting Adeline, has officially entered development for its movie adaptation:

"In my defense, I never thought that I would meet someone from Hollywood that is basically the male version of myself and just as insane as me. So I want to stress to you, all my loves, that I am so involved in this."

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[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

How long after sex is it appropriate to doomscroll ubereats

[fawn @fawnncel]

april fools Never made sense to me why would you start off a beautiful month with a day of trickery . Just makes no sense. Why not call it april loves. April joys. April smart person

[ʙᴜᴊᴜ @sham_exe]

girl invited me over tonight but i had to leave because i didn’t bring a hex-shaped crank to open the door to her place. never dating somebody from raccoon city ever again🤦‍♂️

[lily @c0wgirlonline]

ok

[munin @assignment_ada]

is this anything

[✿ @femshiguro]

real convo btw