Dash 🇵🇸 (🏳️‍🌈 Ally)

26 | he/him | 🏳️‍🌈 ally in the warrior sense | Eternal Soldier in the Army of Darkness

[Dash 🇵🇸 (🏳️‍🌈 Ally) @dashingcrib]

Not with that attitude

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

How can you enjoy sex it has no deckbuilding or roguelike gameplay elements to make each run unique

[Dash 🇵🇸 (🏳️‍🌈 Ally) @dashingcrib]

@NaToSaphiX Wasn’t expecting your name on a normal reddit viral tweet

[Dash 🇵🇸 (🏳️‍🌈 Ally) @dashingcrib]

3:35 is when he says it

[Dash 🇵🇸 (🏳️‍🌈 Ally) @dashingcrib]

@tarik markiplier references the video of you jiggle peeking in resident evil in this video lol

https://t.co/nkyDrYj2pR

[Dash 🇵🇸 (🏳️‍🌈 Ally) @dashingcrib]

@heshidicjudaism Last name or middle name. “Yeah I know ur first name what’s ur last name lol”

[Dash 🇵🇸 (🏳️‍🌈 Ally) @dashingcrib]

@FrameworkPuter @i2cjak Is there already an extension battery for the GPU slot?

[Dash 🇵🇸 (🏳️‍🌈 Ally) @dashingcrib]

Recovering from a fall or landing that wasn’t your fault always beats a cool intentional landing

[Dash 🇵🇸 (🏳️‍🌈 Ally) @dashingcrib]

Why can’t you tickle yourself

[annA @ShikzPOV]

why does fingering only feel good when someone else is doing it to you

[Dash 🇵🇸 (🏳️‍🌈 Ally) @dashingcrib]

That must have been terrifying for coyote! Imagine being chased by a 10ft tall woman through a swamp?!

[jennnnnaaaaa @uh_its_jen]

Lady came running into the hospital covered head to toe in mud saying she hit this dog and it went running into the swamp so she had to catch it. Took me a minute before I said “guys I don’t think this is a dog.” So anyway, placed my first IV in a coyote🥴😭

[Dash 🇵🇸 (🏳️‍🌈 Ally) @dashingcrib]

What’s the point of language if you can’t use it

[Mayon/Claire🎶 (SHE DID IT!!!) @fivecentking]

Normal people: “Wow, what a beautiful geode!”

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Irish people:

[𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂🪐🪄 @Iam_randy07]

Marijuana was mentioned in the Epstein files. They said that people who smoke cannabis are harder to manipulate and control... that's why alcohol is promoted and Marijuana is demonized.

[Dash 🇵🇸 (🏳️‍🌈 Ally) @dashingcrib]

The rock has really changed careers

[Ozzny @Ozzny_CS2]

m0NESY shared a picture which shows that karrigan is already practicing with Falcons ‼️

The pracc is against FaZe 😭

[Dash 🇵🇸 (🏳️‍🌈 Ally) @dashingcrib]

@MadTsai Context kitty

[Dr Ally Louks @DrAllyLouks]

We have a winner! The term ‘perfume’ comes from the Latin ‘per’ (through) ‘fumum’ (smoke) due to the ancient practice of censing the gods and I like that ‘smake’ sounds like ‘smoke,’ preserving that connection.

[$ @jxtsummer]

dont forget to imagine the best case scenario, too

[Ryker @ArtistRyker]

Fraps oil painting.

[Dash 🇵🇸 (🏳️‍🌈 Ally) @dashingcrib]

I get it

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

my boyfriend took me to his house for the first time, and his bedroom is set up like this… so fascinating

[Dash 🇵🇸 (🏳️‍🌈 Ally) @dashingcrib]

@Keir_Starmer You’re a coward and a liar. Stop letting the US run operation from UK bases. Or resign.