Dashing Dad

Dashing Dad at is a advice website for dads, mainly stay at home dads, trying to stay manly while doing stereotypically unmanly things.

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@askdadblog I just want to get a couple of door keys made, and someone to tell me where gate latches are.

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@askdadblog Easy there tiger... this is America 2021. Common sense approaches to problems is not what we do here.

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@askdadblog Fettuccine Alfredo. Mine is better than most restaurants, and it is so simple. Cream, garlic, parmesean cheese. How do you mess it up?

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@altonbrown is there any food/flavor that you do not like? Similarly, if you are going to judge cooking competitions, do you have to like all food?

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@TitusNation Dashing Dad 2020: stop licking your butt

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Hey @FedEx could you please send a notification that a package requires a signature and maybe include a pre-sign form so I don't have to wait an extra day to get my stuff.

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@lunchboxdad He misunderstood. He was supposed to be prepared for a whole bunch of huge LINES.

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@thedadsnet Goodnight Moon

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@askdadblog Area 52 is where the good stuff is at. Area 51 is just a ruse.

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Alon was an amazing guide! He used history, religion, archaeology, geology, and botany to explain what we were seeing. He was funny and tolerated our crazy family. He had great restaurant recommendations. He made... https://t.co/Ohf1gXxDE5

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Oh, @SouthwestAir your ground and plane crew were very nice and apologetic about the whole situation.

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Hey @SouthwestAir! You had a broken plane for flight 2246. You deplaned us, got us a new plane, and got us to SMF only an hour late. Thank you for taking care of the problem quickly and not stranding us for hours and hours.

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@EverydayGirlDad You can never have too many sets of D&D dice. They make metal ones that are pretty awesome.

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@kyle_j_kranz Apple sauce pouches for kids. Lots of flavors, all natural, about 70 calories, and no need for water. They are bulkier than GU though.

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@MattHotze I only have it on my resume, my business cards, and my work email. Nobody calls me Dr, and really I'm judged on my performance, not my degree. But I work for a private company, not govt or a school.

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@AgathaChocolats "Shhhhh. We will always have Paris."

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Dear kids of runner parents, get used to this statement, "did you run 13.1 miles? Then you don't get to choose where we are eating."

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We had a Guinness world record broken my half marathon today. This guy ran the fastest half marathon, dressed as a banana. He did a 1:17:48, breaking the record by over 90 seconds.

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Pro tip (1): to help ease the pain of tired muscles, take an Epsom salt bath and soak your legs for 20 minutes.

Pro tip (2): sitting in a humid bathroom can cause your Epsom salt to clump. To alleviate this,... https://t.co/zvXiwmgmAb

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49th half done! Better than expected and consistent pace. Only 11 seconds difference in miles 2 through 12. Last mile was fastest by 35 seconds.