Dashing Ralph

I'm Ralph, a dachshund living in Toronto. I enjoy eating, pooping and licking myself and others. My dad @stueynet made a mobile game about my life.

[Dashing Ralph @DashingRalph]

Another #sexy one from my @canadapooch shoot at trinitybellwoodsofficial last weekend. This is… https://t.co/NvE0Ucjprz

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Whatever ryanedward416 and danimariem86 just a minor photoshoot for @canadapooch. #nobigdeal… https://t.co/q1TPofePUr

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This is me #sexy #dachshund https://t.co/fSRPdrvXZz

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Hungry #dachshund https://t.co/bsQbs8AmNn

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/kgniTnIvW6

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/auqbChZzsR

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/0huKKEIF5A

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The world according to Ralph. #dachshund thoughts https://t.co/z8APRXgF43

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Hey everyone hit me up on https://t.co/0vzE06NJHf

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Those floors though. https://t.co/DD6LZIH8Mf

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This #dachshund is stealing my woman https://t.co/OBbiXr0Ar6

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#dachshund belly tickle https://t.co/r6SHDrQf4l

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#dachshund belly tickle https://t.co/fbKMy6Q5HB

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#dachshund #rollover my boy. Taught him this myself. https://t.co/6TgDwFFp6F

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#deeptissue #dachshund #massage part4 https://t.co/0NIpYG4LP1

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#deeptissue #dachshund #massage part3 https://t.co/c4DBFm5qX1

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#deeptissue #dachshund #massage part2 https://t.co/0ptDDvuKo6

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#deeptissue #dachshund #massage part1 https://t.co/1DFcgctRJb

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My love allioarm has such a soothing voice. https://t.co/5MJbT9avny

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#Beertown in #Kitchener https://t.co/VQaihO6opk