Amanda

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[Amanda @Dasilvavym]

Sweatpants & hoodies. I like that shit.

[Amanda @Dasilvavym]

Me: MOM CAN YOU MAKE ME A SANDWHICH!!! *doesnt hear* *whispers to myself* "deaf bitch" Mom: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?

[Amanda @Dasilvavym]

"Im not a Hoe." - Most Hoes

[Amanda @Dasilvavym]

i come. i fuck shit up. i leave.

[Amanda @Dasilvavym]

Because FUCK YOU that's why... Shit, people be so nosy now a days..

[Amanda @Dasilvavym]

Teachers act fake when the principal comes in the classroom.

[Amanda @Dasilvavym]

Waiting on #oomf to text back 1min? 2mins? 3mins? 4mins? 5mins? 6mins? 7mins? 8mins? 9mins? 10mins? this hoe must be cheatin...

[Amanda @Dasilvavym]

We went from The Waltz to Twerkin'.. What has this world come too?

[Amanda @Dasilvavym]

Behind every independent woman, is a pack of hating hoes

[Amanda @Dasilvavym]

A Chief Keef song will give you the confidence to fight 10 niggas while wearing slippers, with some baggy jeans and no belt

[Amanda @Dasilvavym]

People who straight up tell you how they feel >>>>>>>>>>>>

[Amanda @Dasilvavym]

Look at this shit when you're high https://t.co/yWKq6TdCz5

[Amanda @Dasilvavym]

*showering* Not hot enough. *turns knob 1/16th of an inch* Satan himself pours out of the shower head and licks your back seductively.

[Amanda @Dasilvavym]

I wanna throw a grenade at Bruno Mars girl to see if he's really bout that life.

[Amanda @Dasilvavym]

My car runs on gas, not friendship. So pay the fuck up.

[Amanda @Dasilvavym]

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize yo ass was an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes..

[Amanda @Dasilvavym]

Bitch, you're just as useful as a red light on Grand Theft Auto.

[Amanda @Dasilvavym]

All these girls claimin' to be barbies look like they came from the Build-A-Hoe Workshop

[Amanda @Dasilvavym]

BITCH, YOU MIGHT HAVE A MILLION DOLLAR' BODY, BUT YOU GOT A FOOD STAMP FACE!

[Amanda @Dasilvavym]

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