the_och_jezter

19
taco bell crunch wrap?
single mom, works two jobs, never stops.
the works you know
master reposter of all time
I repost nsfw no minors

[the_och_jezter @Dasochjester]

About me for the new years :3 (one of my resolutions is to be more active on social media (posting wise because I want to make more friends lowkey)

[Pandemos @ThePandemos]

WHO COULD HAVE FORSEEN THIS!?!?!?!?

[Mityr @Mityr_]

Gen Alpha, when Gen Z starts talking like this, gun us down in the streets

[Ope! McTavish @Spoon_town]

Can't make this shit up

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Now you see how he bankrupted casinos.

[Rosie (Chopped And Screwed) @killherbunni]

I love how the responses to this has been a bunch of TMEs saying this doesn't happen and a bunch of trans women recounting their experiences with this exact thing happening

[Ananya🎀 @ananya_pvtpf]

edging him until he’s completely delirious and when you tell him to “say the magic words” he accidentally says “i love you”

[LagWasReal @LagWasReal]

The lock flying past him 😭

#OutlastTrials

[bwert?! @trebla___]

having a chopped dyed undercut combover is a rite of passage for the average weird social outcast white boy in the south everyone complaining is a coastal elite

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

the moment ChatGPT persuaded that first poor boy to kill himself, Sam Altman should have pulled the product from the market for emergency refinement. but he didn’t, & his glorified Magic 8 Ball has pushed child after child into the grave. hard to see him as anything but a monster

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

It's fine to use whatever you like in parody or commentary but I feel like some of you aren't even watching it, just farming it for clips
The original video is about finding joy in little things

[LucyLime 🐱🍪 @LucyOnTwtt]

Had to do a job at a golf course once, I was in the middle of the driving range with my coworker when a golf ball whizzed past us.

Turns out that one of the club members ignored the sign and chains that the groundskeeper had put up because “i pay, so i play”

[homosexual communist @cncsubbottom69]

biologically predisposed to getting tied up and having my holes pummeled by a grown man

[Rita Repulsive @entheoalchemist]

No I spend 5 minutes immediately after waking up dry firing a pistol into my open mouth until all of those emotions are gone and then I beat off and go to work

[˚₊‧꒰ა angel ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @bunny_angelstar]

theres this girl on insta that ties up tgirls and opens pokemon cards on them and then fucks them, I dont think ive ever needed something so desperately in my entire life

[i🦇 @1ifhyy]

getting talked through it>>