the_och_jezter

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taco bell crunch wrap?
single mom, works two jobs, never stops.
the works you know
master reposter of all time
I repost nsfw no minors

[the_och_jezter @Dasochjester]

About me for the new years :3 (one of my resolutions is to be more active on social media (posting wise because I want to make more friends lowkey)

[PSF | pussy fries @roachmilk27]

Can't believe Alphys stores all her porn next to her record of the last few days of Chara Dreemurr's life

[natalie portmanteau-ni collette @dead_berserker]

truly incredible. i went to a wolf sanctuary and the main thing i learned is that this old wolf wanted his belly rubbed for twenty minutes

[elohel @whatthehe11y_]

wife kissing my shoulder at the club

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

When she takes off her shirt and exposes several dozen gnomes all stacked on top of each other that immediately all spill out and scamper away in different directions

[alton🍉(comms open) @euclicide]

#krusie

[hicks2guantnamo @Hicks2Guantnamo]

Republicans will post shit like this and then cry when you call them a Nazi btw

[BoiLompiz 🐠🐟🦞 @THELOMPIZ]

HOW TO KILL NIGHTHUNTER OUTLAST TRIALS. HOW KILL HIM. HOW DO I KILL THE NIGHTHUNTER OUTLAST TRIALS. HOW DO I KILL THIS FAGGOT RUINING MY REBIRTHS. KILLING NIGHTHUNTER TUTORIA NO GLUE NO BORAX.

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Call me crazy but “birthing children out of anger and spite for minorities” absolutely cannot end well for the children in question

[X @GogetaFannX]

Cucking a non binary nigga call that yo kai watch

[Abby 🩰 (21+) @abbykinz0000]

humped this man’s thigh during a makeout sesh today and felt like the biggest slut in the world

[Gumi / グミ @Gumidess]

"Yo Kris, i had a weird dream where you were kinda rude to me, so i don't like you anymore."

[beefe @63ORGE_RUSSELL]

responded to a customer by saying “i understand” and she came back with “actually i don’t think you do”

[Emma / Ayre 🏴 🏳️‍⚧️ @emmabeforenone]

The more realistic mcu take is that magneto will be pro Palestinian liberation and will be the villain of the story for arbitrary reasons so the zionist heroes can beat him

[Piggypiggerson24 @Piggypiggerson2]

carol shut off asgore’s water so he had to steal holy water from the church to water blue one day that’s the real reason why there’s a sensor