Sweet Jones Jr.

Being dead broke is the root of all evil #FreeHampt #FreeLo Galations 2:20

[Sourdeath Sam @SourdeathSam]

Wait until they get to Metlife Stadium for the final, countries just watching their favorite players' soft tissue explode like fireworks on live television

[US Soccer Feed @ussoccerfeed]

Wait till we break out the Dorito looking ones for the final.

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

The best move we’ve made hosting the World Cup so far is sending a bunch of Europeans to the true gems of the American experience: College Towns

[Random SEC @therandomsec]

Someone said we need to send him to all sec stadiums for a night game in the fall and he’ll go back to Europe like the apostles spreading the good news 😭

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is the most “The European mind can’t comprehend this” moment of my life. One of my friends said, “Punch me five times tomorrow and I’ll still think this isn’t real.”

[Denzell @Denzell_Of_NSH]

Spain is experiencing Chattanooga, TN.

Argentina is in Auburn, Alabama.

Germans are eating Waffle House.

Brits are still complaining.

This World Cup has been amazing and it hasn’t even started yet.

[ًWave Checkers @wavecheckers]

Jalen Rose at the Graduation Ceremony of his Jalen Rose Leadership Academy.

This is the 13th straight graduating class from his charter school with a 100% College & Postsecondary Acceptance Rate🎓💯

[Kyron Samuels @kyronsamuels]

swag surf got buddy levitating i’m in tears.

[Trilly Donovan @trillydonovan]

This account is living out the European mind can't comprehend this meme.

[wes @wesj_42]

Argentina scored as many points in Jordan-Hare as Hugh Freeze did in his last game here

[Australia Rajakovic 🇦🇺 @DRajakovic_muse]

Mike brown: “over here you called it a foul but over there you called it a travel”

Ref: “ah shit you right”

💀💀💀💀💀

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

POV: You walk off the field with Messi 🔥

What a night in front of 88,043 at Auburn 🍿

[Auburn Tigers @AuburnTigers]

Let’s go!!! ⚽️🐐

#WarEagle

[tiffonii @Tiffoni__]

What scares me the most is yall be believing the stories yall make up.. and telling them with your full chest too

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

He gon have Stevie Wonder in that gym one day

[WELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER  @blacktwiterthrd]

A data center in Georgia used 30 million gallons of water illegally, and locals only noticed when their water pressure was abnormally low.

The data center claimed it was an honest mistake, but locals were told by the town to conserve water while the data center kept running.

[Ashley Nicole Moss @AshNicoleMoss]

why’d he think this was even an option? LMAO

[John Carvalho @John_P_Carvalho]

Congrats to @AuburnMGolf freshman Logan Reilly, who qualified for the #USOpen. That will give the national champions two players in the field, as Reilly joins Jackson Koivun.

[Unbiased Mets Fan @TheMetsX]

Am I the only one who did not have a single clue the A's debuted in Vegas tonight?

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

He’s still got his fastball