https://t.co/pMfQSpTDa7
Read my recent classification project on ILP Dataset using Decision Tree Model where, with some Biomarker predictors, I classified patients to liver disease/non liver disease patients.
Read more on Medium and Github attached on the report
Customer says: "I've been waiting 10 minutes."
Me internally: Sir this ticket was opened 10 seconds ago.
I am one human with two hands and no magic powers. 🤣🤣
💬 What's the shortest amount of time a customer has waited before screaming 'URGENT'?
#CustomerSupport #HelpdeskHumor #TicketingLife #CustomerService
Life of a Customer Support Agent:
Me explaining the same thing for the fourth time:
Sir, the password is case sensitive.
Customer: 'But I don’t have a sensitive case!'
Me: Bro what?! 😭😭
Me: "Is there anything else I can help you with today?"
Customer: *opens 7 new issues*
Me: I walked into that one 😭😭.
💬 How many times have you regretted asking this question?
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The customer who says "I'm not angry, just disappointed" is infinitely more terrifying than the one who's actually yelling.
At least the yelling one has an endpoint.
💬 Which type of customer scares you more:
the yeller or the passive-aggressive disappoint-er? 🤣🤣
#CustomerSupport #CorporateLife #CustomerService #SupportHumor
Customer: Can I speak to your manager?
Manager: *mouths* tell them I'm not here
Me: *typing* My manager is currently assisting another customer.
💬 What's your manager's classic escape phrase when a customer asks for them? 🤣🤣
#CustomerSupport#CustomerService #ManagerProblems #HelpdeskHumor
Customer: I already explained this to someone else.
Me: I understand.
Unfortunately that person is me from 3 seconds ago who hasn't read the notes yet.
💬 Who else hates when customers refuse to wait for notes to load?
#CustomerSupport#HelpdeskHumor#CRMProblems #CustomerService
Nobody talks about the spiritual damage of saying "I completely understand your frustration" 47 times a day while understanding absolutely nothing. 🤣🤣
💬 How many times a day do you use the word 'frustration' with a straight face?🤣🤣
#CustomerSupport#CustomerService #EmpathyFatigue #CorporateHumor
Customer support training: The customer is always right.
Customer: The sky is green.
Me: *inhales deeply* I can see why you'd feel that way. 🤣🤣
💬 What's the most absurd thing a customer has tried to argue as absolute facts?
#CustomerService#CustomerSupport #HelpdeskHumor #CorporateLife
Those guys be yearning “CEO salary” online but still negotiating N200 for transport like it’s a federal budget meeting 😂
Always a scam.
If you earn that much, you won't have time to teach another
Day 1 in customer support: I want to help people!
Day 90: I have developed a personal relationship with the hold music.
💬 Which company's hold music is permanently burned into your subconscious? 🤣🤣🤣
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