HenryOJ

Data Science & Data Visualization | SQL | Python | Power Bi | Tableau. Medium :

[HenryOJ @DataJasper]

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[Oshimiri_1 @Data_Dud]

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Read my recent classification project on ILP Dataset using Decision Tree Model where, with some Biomarker predictors, I classified patients to liver disease/non liver disease patients.

Read more on Medium and Github attached on the report

[Oshimiri_1 @Data_Dud]

POV: You’ve told her to avoid sun after the cream.

She shows up with a fresh tan.

Every nurse knows this pain 😭😭.

What’s the most ignored after-care rule?

Drop your worst patient story below

#NurseHumor #PatientProblems #MedicalMemes #HospitalHumor #DoctorLifeTweet

[Oshimiri_1 @Data_Dud]

Customer says: "I've been waiting 10 minutes."

Me internally: Sir this ticket was opened 10 seconds ago.

I am one human with two hands and no magic powers. 🤣🤣

💬 What's the shortest amount of time a customer has waited before screaming 'URGENT'?

#CustomerSupport #HelpdeskHumor #TicketingLife #CustomerService

[Oshimiri_1 @Data_Dud]

Life of a Customer Support Agent:

Me explaining the same thing for the fourth time:

Sir, the password is case sensitive.

Customer: 'But I don’t have a sensitive case!'

Me: Bro what?! 😭😭

[Oshimiri_1 @Data_Dud]

Me: "Is there anything else I can help you with today?"

Customer: *opens 7 new issues*

Me: I walked into that one 😭😭.

💬 How many times have you regretted asking this question?

#CustomerSupport #CustomerService #HelpdeskHumor #SupportLife

[Oshimiri_1 @Data_Dud]

The customer who says "I'm not angry, just disappointed" is infinitely more terrifying than the one who's actually yelling.

At least the yelling one has an endpoint.

💬 Which type of customer scares you more:
the yeller or the passive-aggressive disappoint-er? 🤣🤣

#CustomerSupport #CorporateLife #CustomerService #SupportHumor

[Oshimiri_1 @Data_Dud]

Customer: Can I speak to your manager?

Manager: *mouths* tell them I'm not here

Me: *typing* My manager is currently assisting another customer.

💬 What's your manager's classic escape phrase when a customer asks for them? 🤣🤣

#CustomerSupport #CustomerService #ManagerProblems #HelpdeskHumor

[Oshimiri_1 @Data_Dud]

Customer: I already explained this to someone else.

Me: I understand.
Unfortunately that person is me from 3 seconds ago who hasn't read the notes yet.

💬 Who else hates when customers refuse to wait for notes to load?

#CustomerSupport #HelpdeskHumor #CRMProblems #CustomerService

[Oshimiri_1 @Data_Dud]

Nobody talks about the spiritual damage of saying "I completely understand your frustration" 47 times a day while understanding absolutely nothing. 🤣🤣

💬 How many times a day do you use the word 'frustration' with a straight face?🤣🤣

#CustomerSupport #CustomerService #EmpathyFatigue #CorporateHumor

[Oshimiri_1 @Data_Dud]

Customer support training: The customer is always right.

Customer: The sky is green.

Me: *inhales deeply* I can see why you'd feel that way. 🤣🤣

💬 What's the most absurd thing a customer has tried to argue as absolute facts?
#CustomerService #CustomerSupport #HelpdeskHumor #CorporateLife

[Oshimiri_1 @Data_Dud]

Some people will even start replying you like your data finished 😂

[Oshimiri_1 @Data_Dud]

Some people have “founding members” for party but no CEO for business 😭

[Oshimiri_1 @Data_Dud]

Rain is fighting you, cold is bullying you, and Keke is probably on “do not disturb” mode today 😂

[Oshimiri_1 @Data_Dud]

Some people are so busy editing their past, they forget their future is waiting like “hello, I’m still here 😂😂”

[Oshimiri_1 @Data_Dud]

The moment you stop “helping” them, suddenly you become the villain in their story 😂

[Oshimiri_1 @Data_Dud]

If you’ve texted, called, snapped, even added “hope you’re good 😊” and still no reply, just accept it… you’re now talking to a ghost 😂

[Oshimiri_1 @Data_Dud]

Some people are not in tech, they are in “how to enter tech” business 😂

[Oshimiri_1 @Data_Dud]

Those guys be yearning “CEO salary” online but still negotiating N200 for transport like it’s a federal budget meeting 😂

Always a scam.

If you earn that much, you won't have time to teach another

[Oshimiri_1 @Data_Dud]

Some people are busy stressing what they can’t change, like they’re applying for manager of “things outside their control” 😂

[Oshimiri_1 @Data_Dud]

Day 1 in customer support: I want to help people!

Day 90: I have developed a personal relationship with the hold music.

💬 Which company's hold music is permanently burned into your subconscious? 🤣🤣🤣
#CustomerSupport #SupportLife #BurnoutHumor #CustomerService

[Oshimiri_1 @Data_Dud]

The goal was never just the money.

It was the freedom that comes when you have enough of it to stop explaining yourself.