Minister of Potholes 🇯🇲

Spokesperson for 🇯🇲'can Potholes Association
▶️Invest in MEMEs. ▶️Coffee + Lofi Music ▶️Pray Hard

[Minister of Potholes 🇯🇲 @DatAstroBoi]

This is such a strange human to human interaction

[HumansAreWild @Humanarewild]

Crazy Karen vs dritbike

[Minister of Potholes 🇯🇲 @DatAstroBoi]

When you dream is it like a PDF, or is it like a word file?

[Minister of Potholes 🇯🇲 @DatAstroBoi]

What do you do in this situation thou?
"Hot brakes" is a new concept to me, as a automatic sedan car driver. What's the protocol to help yourself?

[Spaniard 🇪🇸 @CRAIGGOFRASS]

Unu did know screaming cudda stop vehicle?

[Minister of Potholes 🇯🇲 @DatAstroBoi]

Flexing is a universal language

[Damn Nature You Scary @AmazingSights]

Gorillas possess four to ten times the strength of an average adult human.

[Minister of Potholes 🇯🇲 @DatAstroBoi]

So my purchase that establishes thier IP, and makes it stand out from others, comes second. Okay. My purchase doesn't matter, so I guess me pirating doesn't matter then.

[frostzy @lmkifiwin]

1.3 MILLION PEOPLE ASKED THE EU TO STOP COMPANIES FROM DELETING GAMES THEY PAID FOR.

THE ANSWER WAS NO.

The "Stop Killing Games" initiative wanted one thing: when publishers pull the plug, don't let them remotely destroy copies people already bought.

The European Commission's official response:
- It will not require publishers to keep games playable - says forcing them would go too far
- Reason given: publishers' copyright and IP rights come first. Your purchase comes second.
- The solution: a voluntary code of conduct, developed together with the same industry that kills games
- Plus an awareness campaign reminding you of the consumer rights you supposedly already have

1.3 million signatures. Years of work. Multiple hearings.

And the part that says everything: according to the campaign, Ubisoft got a seat at a closed-door meeting with the Commission before the decision. The 1.3 million people who signed did not.

Publishers can still brick your purchase whenever they feel like it.

If buying still isn't owning, then at least now it's official.

[Minister of Potholes 🇯🇲 @DatAstroBoi]

Now why would you put curry gravy on your BBQ chicken? Hm?

[Sash ✨ @Pplsayimcute]

Put curry gravy over my kfc last night and i was shooketh

[Minister of Potholes 🇯🇲 @DatAstroBoi]

@lolaoflucia Yup, in dating you become pseudo married. Absolutely baffling

[Minister of Potholes 🇯🇲 @DatAstroBoi]

I support, actually would welcome the idea.
Issue is something like this is a monumental scale construction and engineering. And we can't even maintain our own water network... where the maintenance of a reactor is a top national security feat.

But again, I welcome the idea.

[Janiel J McEwan @mcewan_janiel]

🚨Jamaica pays US$0.29 per kWh for electricity, nearly 5× what our neighbours in Trinidad pay, and 172% above the global average.

Now the Prime Minister is saying a nuclear reactor may be part of the answer.

Before you scroll past: this matters for your light bill, your business, and Jamaica's economic future.

[jeffreels_ @ach3im]

Got a chance to take off the footage, are we actually being deadass rn?

[Minister of Potholes 🇯🇲 @DatAstroBoi]

The world really is just one big circle huh.
Same sentiment being said in Spanish is the same being said here in Jamaica. Just look at the replies

[Dario Alexander @DarioAlexander1]

Yo creo que lo que menos se esperaban esos agentes de la Policía era que había una cámara justo en la escena que el delincuente bota el arma, levanta las manos y se rinde...

[Minister of Potholes 🇯🇲 @DatAstroBoi]

The only thing stopping me alot of from slapping cars pushing me put of my lane a di fact that mi nuh wha waste mi time

[Minister of Potholes 🇯🇲 @DatAstroBoi]

Calling government agencies is a joke...
No answer, straight hold.

[Minister of Potholes 🇯🇲 @DatAstroBoi]

Ayo, something is going on with the TAJ eServices website...

[Minister of Potholes 🇯🇲 @DatAstroBoi]

@jahmekyagyal The battery is actual Garbage, and if you don't do their follow up battery checks, they will weasel their way out of the warrantee.
What's that you ask? You gotta go to them, every 90 (?) Days to check the battery health.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Ozempic is fucking with crocodile health....
LOOK AT HIM!

[jay plemons @jayplemons]

Andrew Esquire’s breakdown of the Bricks & Minifigs bodycam footage is eye-opening. Police are seen shielding the store owner from being served lawsuit papers while he calls them “fake” without even looking.

This is a clear misuse of power. Service of process exists to give notice. You don’t get to dodge it by claiming fraud on sight, and officers shouldn’t help you avoid it.

Normally police stay out of civil disputes. Here they’re actively enabling one side in a major LEGO collection dispute.

What’s really going on in Utah?
@TheLegalMindset

[Minister of Potholes 🇯🇲 @DatAstroBoi]

Rain machine chip out di light machine

[Flair @yo_flair]

@omega_dbz I love how the ceo is begging over the phone to not let Ben walk away without being arrested

[Minister of Potholes 🇯🇲 @DatAstroBoi]

I know I sound very police-y, but I dont want to give more credit than what is due. Let's call out the works done as what it is

[Minister of Potholes 🇯🇲 @DatAstroBoi]

"Fixed"
Please use the appropriate term, of patched.
Fixed will always imply that a solution to the underlying issue has been done.

[Alex @al_x876]

Today is Wednesday June 03 2026, the Boulevard (vicinity of Boulevard Super Center) has been fixed.

Will update this when it mash up back