Yifu

curating an unfinished corpus of data on many topics.

financial, energy and communication freedom are my passions.

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given that the women who love you often ask for less than they deserve, by that metric you should be spoiling them more.

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hami melon is in season, everyone should know, clears all melons

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@tmuxvim @CastAsHuman time to register 8 accounts 🤠

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B with literally everyone except my wife

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what's your gender and do you

A) need frequent interaction to maintain their friendships, once established, or

B) seem to be able to sustain a friendship indefinitely with basically no interaction

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@Duderichy sad you left to join the short hair cult 🥲

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@pumpkinspicy26 get your husband to wear one also as a distraction for on lookers

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@tmuxvim @reviseio send campaign to edu users for edu referral subscription get $5 bucks credit go go go

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this shit was 50%+ off $8/lb you best believe I grabbed enough that people started looking at me funny

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@mygirlystuff2 facts. we have a saying

she’s only BPD out when shes with me n
I’m only not avoidant when I’m with her 😂

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@Ruesavatar regardless of gender, no one really accepts it right away.

in my experience women have this tendency to be in complete disbelief that rejection was a possible outcome in the first place

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@berrysweetmum 😭 its even worse most place smallest size is 5.5

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@juliegirltweets it might different for your industry but like a decade ago I told my non dropout friends to look for job two year n ask for raise or title upgrade, everyone have at least doubled their income since then.

still remains unpatched

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months ago I buys balm cleanser for travel cuz it ain’t liquid
wife: whats that
* explains it to her *
me packing for trip: where is the cleanser?
my wife: 👁️👄👁️
I go n buy her own jar

fast forward

me packing for upcoming trip: wheres the cleanser?
my wife: 👁️👄👁️

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@liebeskindred clicking on this just to see that kind of people would pick right

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@sighswoon sending this to my wife

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@tmuxvim I only use it when its a visual test like playwright or something, it usually find something minor that needs be changed after testing to fit the design.md and /goal speeds up this process, UI still the most back n forth but thats to be expected

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@tmuxvim le mao

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most days this app is a peaceful little moots terrarium.

until the algo goatse’s you into some bay area demonology of the flesh and grifto

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@h3ll0again lol this one also, come evening she'll be really loud until she gets enough pets then she fucks off and ignores you
https://t.co/bPv6u24HiN

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decided blanket > bed today
its her couch and we just sit in it

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@h3ll0again tell saturn that, she looks sweet I'm sure she'll understand