Big bro

Homo Sapiens, Class of ‘94

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Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night — except for Rafe, who killed Sheriff Peterkin. Nothing but coal in the stocking for him

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I can’t believe grappling hooks are real things

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We put a man on the moon 54 years ago yet can’t figure out how to put functioning automatic soap dispensers in airports in 2023

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Kangaroos are not real animals. Nothing will convince me otherwise

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Wait so if the universe is infinite then the Death Star is real AND so is Thomas the Tank Engine???

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Well at least I’m not a Bucks fan

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I bought myself a pet burrowing owl AND IT BURROWED THROUGH THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS

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You guys think Bron has ever watched High School Musical??

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Is Ghost by Justin Bieber a Christmas song?

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ANTLERED ANIMALS ARE REAL-LIFE POKÉMON, DEER EVOLVE INTO MOOSE AND MOOSE EVOLVE INTO CARIBOU AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

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Remember when there were only like 4 options for iPhone cases and one of them was realtree camo??

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DAMN I just drew a PICTURE of a PINECONE on my FACE

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People are never more frustrating than when getting off an airplane

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I’m not necessarily saying this is my favorite Cavs team ever (at least not yet) but I’m not sure I’ve ever enjoyed watching the Cavs as much as I am this season. Just an incredible group that has so much talent but also plays so hard on both ends of the floor

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Bro there’s no way the town Nick Chubb is from is called Chubbtown

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My favorite annual tradition is ESPN publishing its rankings of the top 100 NBA players, then immediately publishing an article debating which of those players were overrated and underrated in the rankings. BRO THEY’RE YOUR RANKINGS!!

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I met a girl who sang the blues and asked her for some happy news. But she just smiled and TURNED INTO A SPIDER AND ATTACKED MY FOOT

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Imagine being Buzz Aldrin, looking up at the moon at night and being like “damn back in the day I was walking around on that”