Stu Holden Deez Nuts

[Stu Holden Deez Nuts @DatDude_MD]

Just needed to pin this so Bleacher Report and all of their dumbass writers can never forget this work of art

[Stu Holden Deez Nuts @DatDude_MD]

@kingkrabbyp

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

2 - There are just two occasions of a team scoring first in the semi-final but not reaching the final of the FIFA World Cup in the 21st century – both of them are England (vs Croatia in 2018 and Argentina in 2026).

Familiar.

[Stu Holden Deez Nuts @DatDude_MD]

Did it come home?

[Stu Holden Deez Nuts @DatDude_MD]

@BarstoolBigCat

[Stu Holden Deez Nuts @DatDude_MD]

SANTA MARIA JORDAN WALKER

[Stu Holden Deez Nuts @DatDude_MD]

Normalize being a fucking hater after your team loses, 10/10 no notes.

[herculez gomez @herculezg]

Mexican superstar Gil Mora was in attendance for the England vs. Norway game with his super agent Rafaela Pimenta. #Norway #England

[Stu Holden Deez Nuts @DatDude_MD]

“And Leroy Sane is through on goal!”

[Stu Holden Deez Nuts @DatDude_MD]

All time sandbagger, what a fucking guy.

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

🇺🇸 Two games at the World Cup... two wins.

It is hard to overstate how awesome these two USMNT wins are... but also how little evidence to suggest this was coming over last 18 months under Pochettino.

Performance at this tournament is all that mattered. So far, so good.

[Stu Holden Deez Nuts @DatDude_MD]

I swear to God, Pochettino might be the smartest man alive. I am absolutely convinced that he sandbagged us for a year and a half, I have NEVER seen the USMNT play like they have the last match and a half.

[Stu Holden Deez Nuts @DatDude_MD]

@heatdaddy69420 Pride Night in El Segundo part 2?

[Croatian Football  @CroatiaFooty]

24 hours until kick-off vs. England.

Happy 2,898-day anniversary to the biggest goal in Croatian football!

[Stu Holden Deez Nuts @DatDude_MD]

@England Get ready to re-learn Hrvatska, buddy.

[Stu Holden Deez Nuts @DatDude_MD]

A travela? In this economy?? My god the lads were ready.

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

GIOOOOOOOO GOALLLLLLL FOR THE EXCLAMATION POINT

[Stu Holden Deez Nuts @DatDude_MD]

So, Poch has been sandbagging us for the last year and a half, huh?

[Stu Holden Deez Nuts @DatDude_MD]

Euros figuring out that America actually rips is the best World Cup subplot so far

[Stu Holden Deez Nuts @DatDude_MD]

@DirtyDanE17 Well, they just fumbled the Bears to an oil refinery wasteland in Indiana, so it definitely tracks.

[Stu Holden Deez Nuts @DatDude_MD]

Pikachu use thunderbolt.

[Kaulig Racing @KauligRacing]

😞

[Stu Holden Deez Nuts @DatDude_MD]

Long way to go but that 16 is a fucking wheelman. What a job by AJ.

[Mr Matthew CFB @MrMatthew_CFB]

AJ Allmendinger (!!!) takes the first stage at Nashville.

@AlwaysRaceDay

[Stu Holden Deez Nuts @DatDude_MD]

I was beer bonging vodka at 7 AM because Mizzou was always stuck with the 11 AM kick while I was in Columbia. We got that time slot because we fucking SUCKED. Don't like it? Don't fucking suck. All time loser behavior