Elliott H.

I make the best bacon egg and cheese sandwiches, period.

[Elliott H. @DatDudeHodges]

Boutta grab a Grant Williams jersey 🍀

[Elliott H. @DatDudeHodges]

Watching this Ukraine war unfold thru smartphone cameras is some of the weirdest shit I've experienced in my life

[Elliott H. @DatDudeHodges]

Suck it Pussin

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

This is not Enron, Worldcom or even Lehman Brothers. It’s the Russian stock market

[Elliott H. @DatDudeHodges]

Vladimir Putin is a giant pizda blyat!!

[Elliott H. @DatDudeHodges]

Whomst is going to this with me??

[Elliott H. @DatDudeHodges]

Gm to everyone who doesn't publicly flex how many books they've read so far in 2022 on social media

[Elliott H. @DatDudeHodges]

Boy it's sure a cold one out today huh?

[Elliott H. @DatDudeHodges]

I just got so mad at the P emoji not being in my recently used #undiagnosedadultadhd #adultbeingusedleniently

[Elliott H. @DatDudeHodges]

@twobigpuppies WITH ARMS WIIIDE OOPEEEEEENNNNNN

[Elliott H. @DatDudeHodges]

@LargeLadius Totally agree. Everyone was so quick to freak out about $yesp w/o thinking that yieldly must be confident they have bandwidth for horizontal scaling. If you ask me this news is 🐂🐂

[Elliott H. @DatDudeHodges]

@willythemenick Full time resident of banana land right there dude.

[Elliott H. @DatDudeHodges]

If you're outside rn with your ankles exposed you're wiling. That's really just it

[Elliott H. @DatDudeHodges]

@willythemenick That's....exactly who I am.

[Elliott H. @DatDudeHodges]

I don't get how people can be a fan of Kanye. Just look at this dude lol

[AB @AB84]

Ye + AB = SB #CallGod

[Elliott H. @DatDudeHodges]

@willythemenick Maybe in AB's case

[Elliott H. @DatDudeHodges]

"Tie me down" by New Boyz gave an entire generation of men commitment issues

[Elliott H. @DatDudeHodges]

@thebinmuckerpod He was prob thinking about vanilla custard the whole time you were talking 😭😭😭😭

[Matthew Judon @man_dammn]

If I find $500 dollars y’all ain’t gone hear about it. Let alone 600k. Im a put a couple caution ⚠️ ⚠️⚠️ signs up and black trash bags that joint straight up outta there. God clearly chose ME!!! Side note #ProBowlVote @man_dammn

[Matthew Judon @man_dammn]

Y’all help send me to the #ProBowlVote @man_dammn every retweet equals one vote. And if I go we’ll find out who ripped my own red shirt.🕵🏾🕵🏾

[Elliott H. @DatDudeHodges]

@FupaGoddesss @willythemenick Fupagoddess got a point here 🤔🤔