DarthKage Jake

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Friendly reminder to stay safe this Fourth of July weekend

[J. Jonah Jameson @JustthefactsJJ]

Time I address the elephant in the room…..There I was, trying to enjoy a Mets game like a normal American. And who shows up sitting behind me? THAT WALL-CRAWLING MENACE! And what is he doing? Save the city? OH NO!!! SITTING IN PREMIUM SEATS PROBABLY PAID FOR BY MY TAX DOLLARS!!!

[Peter Schrager @PSchrags]

The Bengals were chosen as the team to represent the NFL in Madrid-- a priority a growth market for the league.

Let me repeat.

The BENGALS were CHOSEN.

My takeaway? Joe Burrow is an international superstar.

From this week's "The Schrager Hour"...
@OmahaProd @LndsPatterson

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Repost if your squad is in 1st!

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

L

[Andrew Whitworth @AndrewWhitworth]

As for the “ did he say we?” crowd -
1. I played 168 games as a bengal.
2. 3 division titles
3. 5 straight playoff appearances- 6 total
4. Had all four of my kids in the Nati
5. Been to jeff Rubys a 1000 times
6. Pretended to like skyline chili when sober
7. Stumbled drunk around Mt Adams eating pizza
8. Montgomery Inn bbq in my fridge right now
9. Spent many a night in the Courtyard Covington.
10. Sat in a reds suite with Neil Armstrong
11. Watched Amy Grant with the CPO at Cincinnati Music Hall
12. Partied with Nick Lachey in “Club Bang”on 4th street
13. Ate the “Beluga” sushi boat on the reg in Hyde park Square
14. Sat w/charlie sheen as he smoked a cig in the Queen City club.
And the List goes on..

So I’ll use “We” respectfully any damn time I want. 🤣

Who dey! 💪🏼

[Luka Doncic @lukadoncic]

I am grateful to the NBPA for advocating on my behalf and to the NBA for their fair decision. It was so important to me to be present for the birth of my daughter in December and I appreciate Mark, Jeanie, Rob, JJ, and the entire Lakers organization for fully supporting me and allowing me to travel to be there. This season has been so special to me because of what my teammates and I have been able to accomplish, and I am honored to have the opportunity to be considered for the league’s end-of-season awards.

[MLB @MLB]

The @Reds come from behind to earn their fifth straight win!

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

To: Cincinnati

From: @JoeyVotto

[DarthKage Jake @DatDudeMcGrew]

@JoeGoodberry You sure? Just give me a 30m+ salary on a long term deal and I’m sure I’ll be there and give it the old college try.

[DarthKage Jake @DatDudeMcGrew]

@JoeGoodberry Ideally everyone will overlook my current age and injury. Hopefully they want to pay me everything I think I’m worth. You hiring?

[DarthKage Jake @DatDudeMcGrew]

@JoeGoodberry I thought mine was very low hanging fruit lol - sorry boss. It’s 2026 and your opinion does matter. I actually just laughed so hard I think I have a core injury so please pray for me in these tough times.

[DarthKage Jake @DatDudeMcGrew]

@JoeGoodberry That’s the joke you idiot.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Let’s all agree to win with class. Remember, hockey is our 4th best sport as a country and it’s all Canada has so we need to be kind when we tell the rest of the world to suck our dicks from the back 🇺🇸

#Class

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

Birthday Blizzard '26. hosted by DJ Clue? 🥶🥶🥶
4 new freestyles available now on https://t.co/NS7VjMFmQs

[Daredevil @Daredevil]

Time to dance with the Devil.

Marvel Television’s #DaredevilBornAgain Season 2 premieres March 24 only on @DisneyPlus.

[UFC @ufc]

Sweet, sweet victory 🍬

@SugaSeanMMA gets the UD victory tonight!

[ #UFC324 | LIVE on @ParamountPlus ]

[Outkast @Outkast]

The year of the ATLien 👽👽

[Kobe Bryant Stories & Motivation @kobehighlight]

Six years ago today, Luka Doncic was being heckled in Slovenian at a Lakers game.

When he looked behind him, it was Kobe Bryant speaking Slovenian.