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cesare borgia’s phantom of the opera mask • equal parts soft and severe • irish-american & native • kristagarlandbooking @ protonmail • com

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Like a bad girl should! 💋

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@LuwiLumi @moonmerm4id You’re not gonna believe this but kids make their dolls smooch all the time. I remember being 7 and Barbie was kissing Teresa, Ken AND pregnant Midge one after another! And none of them had clothes on bc lil sis took all the clothes for (???)

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@pregnantlilly I wish I’d had you to take notes from when trying to have a semblance of pregnancy style. You look so chic 🖤

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@SmartdollLand My first time trying for a chaos ~clothing~ bundle, how exciting! I’ve found that my current Smarties’ closet has a terrible top to bottom ratio for CJ brand clothes: 8 tops to 1 pair of bottoms 🫣 I love my clothes from other CJ fans with clothing brands, but aesthetics vary!

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@reh_beeXII @BrianAtlas Bingo!

Before I abandoned having a physical type, my preferences for a guy were “5’6”-5’9”, Slavic child of immigrants, brunette hair (light brown to black), wide shoulders”… I didn’t go around calling men over 6’ Lurch (no, I don’t think of them like that. Except Fetterman).

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@girlbosswoman @barbarismcrit And Innana said “Who will come and plow my fields?!”

I think the ancient Sumerians were onto something with lines like the above. Also, the guy who answered Innana’s call & plowed her fields cheated on her! That feels very real to me.

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@RamonaRyderNY @SoleHypnotist Exactly as a boy should be - in service to a great beauty.

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@dannygold_nyc Have that going on right now with a pair of Dior sunglasses I bought myself at 13 to celebrate the success of my first business endeavor. Not only are these sunglasses peak mid-aughts trashy-chic; they have massive sentimental value! Currently cursing my ADHD.

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@petitfayette Hey gorgeous! Happy to see your lovely presence grace my tl 🖤

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@dannygold_nyc After all you have been through, this news has me radiating vicarious joy through the phone screen ✨😌 I hope your new home is a sanctuary that becomes an even more beloved place than the one you lost, simply because you will have the rest of forever to build memories there 🖤

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@BerdeberDert @ViserionsTeeth …I’m team neither side, leaning green so I have noooo idea where you got this. I specifically referred to the Dance of Dragons-era Aegon as A2. Where did I ever say A4 was part of the Dance? That’s right, nowhere. Bc he wasn’t even alive yet.

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@MissDaffnie Thank you for speaking the truth, my angelic friend 🤍

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If you sent me a birthday message containing no gift, just know that you do not get to exploit my day for free attention. Those who showed generosity get not only attention, but appreciation and priority for all future planning and conversation. Appreciation is a two-way street.

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@jadedhotblonde Do you use signal? I’ll DM you that. I’m not a huge fan of Twitter DMs.

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@ThatEricAlper Until I started preschool, I thought it was totally normal to be locked in your bedroom all day “so you can learn to read with your bedtime story books! 😃” I had the weirdest accent when I started school.

Anyway Morgan’s parents are correct about who the bogeyman is.

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@themaddierune He was subtweeting you girly! 😌

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@Pontifex The encouragement I needed to get back to work on the story of a sinner who ends each night in prayer. Thank You, Your Holiness :)

The opiate epidemic is just teeming with Catholic themes.

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@_jameshatfield_ @Pontifex You sound like a sede.

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@Chr155y_333 @Nunjump @Pontifex Incorrect. America is full of legitimate Catholics. Most are descendants of immigrants from Ireland, Italy, Poland, Mexico & The Philippines. Across seas, the continents of South America & Africa are whooping us in following the teachings though.

[Shane @sbliss89]

New level of Catholic guilt unlocked: the pope wants to know why you haven’t finished that draft yet.