No Longer A Boozy Floozy

Just a middle aged cat lady with an avoidant attachment style.

[No Longer A Boozy Floozy @DatingDesperado]

I'm not missing Giovanni or Graziano at all.

Too busy perving over Gorka 🤤 #strictly

[No Longer A Boozy Floozy @DatingDesperado]

A 17 day period.

Lucky me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[No Longer A Boozy Floozy @DatingDesperado]

Arsenal are NOT playing at home.

I'm just a moody, perimenopausal bitch 🤗

[No Longer A Boozy Floozy @DatingDesperado]

I hope Dua Lipa's got a good pre nup.

[No Longer A Boozy Floozy @DatingDesperado]

The Epstein crossover we definitely did not need 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[No Longer A Boozy Floozy @DatingDesperado]

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[No Longer A Boozy Floozy @DatingDesperado]

That's enough Internet for today 🙈

[No Longer A Boozy Floozy @DatingDesperado]

How I've ended up with Mumsnet on my feed when I have no kids is pure mystery to me 🤷🏼‍♀️

That said, it never fails to entertain me.

[No Longer A Boozy Floozy @DatingDesperado]

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[No Longer A Boozy Floozy @DatingDesperado]

In today's installment of WTF did you expect to happen? 🤗

[No Longer A Boozy Floozy @DatingDesperado]

Just another day in the life of a middle aged cat lady with an avoidant attachment style 🤗

[No Longer A Boozy Floozy @DatingDesperado]

The hottest guy just started working in M&S in Crouch End.

This may end up costing me a small fortune 🙈

[No Longer A Boozy Floozy @DatingDesperado]

That young Italian again.

Always posting pictures of him on holiday with his girlfriend.

Can't trust anybody.

[No Longer A Boozy Floozy @DatingDesperado]

Also, really not interested.

[No Longer A Boozy Floozy @DatingDesperado]

Deleted my dating profile after 9 years.

Hadn't replied to anybody in months.

Hadn't met up with anybody in years.

It was all rather pointless.

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

Roses are red
He likes to tenderise his meat

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

Imagine being that fucking awful that even a convicted sex offending nonce didn’t want to marry you.

What an achievement. 👏🏻

[No Longer A Boozy Floozy @DatingDesperado]

Every Little Helps 🤗

[No Longer A Boozy Floozy @DatingDesperado]

Did Ronan Keating's son really get a girl pregnant before going on Love Island the first time, then come back on again?

I can't keep up 🤷🏼‍♀️

#LoveIslandUK #LoveIslandAllStars #LoveIsland

[No Longer A Boozy Floozy @DatingDesperado]

The girls are so much hotter than the boys this season.

There better not be any pissing about from the boys #LoveIslandAllStars #LoveIsland