If I spy a fellow murder hobo (someone who’s killing ANYONE on sight) I usually just watch. I love how the mode has less than 150 people at a peak, but it can just be shitty chaos in a hot moment.
Watched a spectacular beef unfold. The Arriving Cat person noticed I was beaming people in the back and I became a KOS. (It’s valid) However, the Lords guy decided to jump them instead. It was non stop katana fighting, airplane fights, and rocket fighting. I loved it.
The most Japanese man encounters the most American situation, and writes of his experience in the most elegant way I have ever seen
I am inspired. I wish I could have written this, but this man writes better truth than I could have written as fiction.
Thank you, Nobunaga-san.
Echelon idea room guys are in tears
"It sold-out! We're so fucked. Who the hell thought up that idea?"
"Fuck! We've got to think of another idea."
Goth Girl Spit guy quickly crosses out "Goth Girl Piss" on his notebook.
"Y-yeah who can think of where to go next."
Goth Girl Spit is now a real energy drink that you can actually buy thanks to Echelon
Real spit was only used for "testing purposes only" and the citrus-flavoured drink has already sold out
"I just want to know where we gods go after we die? I just can't accept death to be the end."
"You just go on a magical adventure with a talking cube"
"...oh"
"yeeeep"
"I somehow....prefer the nothingness, come to think of it"
Someone was using a weapon I disliked in a Fortnite thing (it's an OP cheat weapon) so I fell upon him like God's wrath. I put up a nearly clean 27 kills in a row on the guy. If you had not sinned Jonnathan, I would not have fallen upon you.