DatGuy

0mg cholesterol!! I’m failing math

[DatGuy @DATnotGUY]

Hey! Forgot I had twit- cough “x”

[Eight 'O Four.. @Rashid1404]

@ThePunnyWorld He received this gift upon his retirement 😂

[Deep deep diaries @deepdeepdiaries]

little miss play the same song for hours

[frogan @fr0gan]

i need it to be fall so i can have warm cinnamon donuts and apple cider from the apple orchard

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

The rotation of the earth makes my day.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

The Earth is made up of 70% water and it’s uncarbonated..

So it’s technically flat.

[frogan @fr0gan]

Andrew Tate is a threat to public health

[DatGuy @DATnotGUY]

@miIfmurphy Guys I think he doesn’t want us to fight

[DatGuy @DATnotGUY]

@CORPSE THE WAY I GASPED AND CLICKED ON THIS

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I wrote a song about a tortilla.

Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.

[DatGuy @DATnotGUY]

@elonmusk Purr ok funny guy

[DatGuy @DATnotGUY]

@discord Idk bro I forgorrrr

[⋆ @prettiestavenue]

little miss anti-romantic irl but is a fan of romance books.

[Bishop Vance Oldes @BishopOldes]

Dear God,
If it’s for me….Bless it.
If it’s not…..Block it.