Bug Diver

My Threat To Democracy @CyberStanStan

[Bug Diver @DatOneBugDiver]

𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐲! —— 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈'𝐦 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲, 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭?

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙈𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙊𝙛 𝙎𝙘𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚 @Prototype_Ares]

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I get Results, plain and simple
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[Bug Diver @DatOneBugDiver]

Oh, she'd love some after mission milkshakes and headpats!

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐮𝐬„”𝐀𝐜𝐞”„𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 @WintersLucus]

So after mission milkshake and headpats for the bug when?

[Bug Diver @DatOneBugDiver]

"Don't you always smell like my pheromones, though?"

The bug said quickly in response to what the robot said. Then, a small giggle.

"Also, I have no clue what you're talking about! I didn't do anything special. So why would your insides have my pheromones everywhere?"

[𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓 𝐍𝐎.𝟓-𝟑-𝟔-𝟔-𝟐 @CyberstanStan]

"..."

That silenced her for a few moments before 53662 let out a groan. Rubbing the bridge if her nose as she mumbledto herself.

Eventually looking back into the bug's eyes intensely.

"Considering how you were acting last night? Yes, yes do you. My internal inner components—

[Bug Diver @DatOneBugDiver]

"Heh . . . 67 . . ."

Hearing those fans spin faster made the bugs heart flutter a little bit. But she had to keep teasing.

"Mmm, maybe i do. Or maybe I don't~"

[𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓 𝐍𝐎.𝟓-𝟑-𝟔-𝟔-𝟐 @CyberstanStan]

"92.367% of the time, actually. So not always serious. You know that, buggy."

Her fans spun a little faster seeing her poke her tongue out at her, just rolling her eyes at her.

"Yes you /do/ know. You're not that stupid.

You are a stupid bug, but your smarter than all humans."

[Bug Diver @DatOneBugDiver]

"Aren't you always serious?"

The bug said, sticking a little bit of her tongue out in an almost teasing manner. Then poking it back in to speak more.

"Mmm, do I? I'm just a dumb bug~!"

[𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓 𝐍𝐎.𝟓-𝟑-𝟔-𝟔-𝟐 @CyberstanStan]

"I—?! I'm serious here!"

53662 seemed to only grow more jealous and annoyed as she stared into the Bug's eyes.

"And you know the kind of love I'm on about!"

[Bug Diver @DatOneBugDiver]

"Woooah."

The bug said in an almost pony tone as the girl began to shake her a little bit. Then a stupid smile came on her face.

"I mean, I love Managed Democracy~"

[𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓 𝐍𝐎.𝟓-𝟑-𝟔-𝟔-𝟐 @CyberstanStan]

"Yea. Yea, I'm good.
Peachy, even."

53662 then just grabs her by the shoulders, shaking her very gently.

"But just to make sure you only love me, RIGHT?!"

[Maven Cypher, the Lewd Shopkeep @MavenCypher]

⚙️ Maven Cypher 🍒

⚙️ Half-Elven Artificer/Paladin
🍒 Proud Sex Shop/Blacksmith Owner
⚙️ Makes and Self-Tests all her Wares
🍒 Pansexual (Major Female Lean)
⚙️ Always Looking for New Customers
🍒 Highly Lewd
⚙️ DMs Open to Chat, Most RPs on TL

[Bug Diver @DatOneBugDiver]

Oh uh . . . Hey you're steaming. Are you okay?

[𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓 𝐍𝐎.𝟓-𝟑-𝟔-𝟔-𝟐 @CyberstanStan]

The simple IDEA of anyone else loving her has her steaming with rage... Literally, steam was coming out of her neck.

[Bug Diver @DatOneBugDiver]

Becaaaause you think that they love me and I'll love them back? I don't know!

[𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓 𝐍𝐎.𝟓-𝟑-𝟔-𝟔-𝟐 @CyberstanStan]

I am a feared and respected general. Why would I be jealous because some STUPID, WEAK and WORTHLESS fleshbag dared to say they loved MY Bug?!

[𝕷𝖎𝖇𝖊𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖘 𝖋𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖙!♡ @BestBugAround]

☆♡𝓜𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭♡☆

[Bug Diver @DatOneBugDiver]

Uh huh.

You know, I really think you're jealous!

[𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓 𝐍𝐎.𝟓-𝟑-𝟔-𝟔-𝟐 @CyberstanStan]

Yes. Why would I be jealous? I'd never be jealous.

I just really want to blow up that SEAF soldier more than all others for no particular reason.

[Shay, UNSC Spartan @Ronnie050750874]

UNSC Spartan II Shay - 096
Service Number S - 096
Age - 27
Gender - Female
Height out of Mjolnir Armor - 6’10”
Height in Mjolnir Armor - 7’2”
Sexuality - Bisexual

[ for those who prefer to Rp/Erp on discord feel free to ask and we can Rp/Erp there ]

[Bug Diver @DatOneBugDiver]

Are you sure thats all?

[𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓 𝐍𝐎.𝟓-𝟑-𝟔-𝟔-𝟐 @CyberstanStan]

I... I just don't like them.
I'm not jealous.

[Bug Diver @DatOneBugDiver]

And of course the bug would wrap her arms around the others shoulders, draping them over her in a sort of hug

[𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓 𝐍𝐎.𝟓-𝟑-𝟔-𝟔-𝟐 @CyberstanStan]

The bug could hear 53662's fans beginning to speed up when she kissed her.

[Bug Diver @DatOneBugDiver]

Wait, why? They were so nice

[𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓 𝐍𝐎.𝟓-𝟑-𝟔-𝟔-𝟐 @CyberstanStan]

I'm blowing them up.

[Bug Diver @DatOneBugDiver]

I love you too, random SEAF

[Bug Diver @DatOneBugDiver]

Hugged a SEAF today and they almost said "I love you"

[Bug Diver @DatOneBugDiver]

Coming!

( and just like an obedient puppy girl, she comes right up, body pressed against the Automaton. Then one big kiss )

[𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓 𝐍𝐎.𝟓-𝟑-𝟔-𝟔-𝟐 @CyberstanStan]

Now come and kiss me, Bug.