Pelton Swag

Certainly a parody account. Does not reflect the actual Prez Pelton or the views of Emerson.

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Happy New Year

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As a reminder Emerson doesn't take bribes

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Haha doesn't this happen like twice a week https://t.co/GvtO6DAXkN

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Little Building residents evacuated following alarm https://t.co/ffBvVKlfyM

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I need $750 in ECCash. Please don't ask why.

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How do I unsubscribe some evvy staff meeting emails

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Step one in my plan to replace all faculty with adorable pups - man's best friends is the greatest teacher

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That New Zelda looking fresh as hell

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If you're an alumni and the guards don't let you into a "b-room," the C Store is always "open for business" if u know my meaning

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Stranger Thingzzzzzzzzz

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That New Zelda looking fresh as hell

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@ArdenJurskis Haha SHIT son!!!

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@ArdenJurskis what do you bring to the table???

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You guys over that logo or what Hahaha what a goof

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Who wants to fight?

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Should I get rid of the journalism major?

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Frankly, I don't think you guys "get" the new logo

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I put the entire Paramount Building on AirBNB so if some rando comes a knocking at your door please get outta there so I can make sum 💲💲💲

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I am skinny and tall I won't settle for being the greatest college president of all time