My Mama Named Me

Man #1925

[My Mama Named Me @DatRandomDave]

😩🎤🎶"cut my life into pieces"🎶

[My Mama Named Me @DatRandomDave]

Stuck in the middle of needing to go to sleep and wanting to go cook breakfast

[My Mama Named Me @DatRandomDave]

@NicKingCole Wasteful. enjoy the diabetic high 😂 RT @NicKingCole: Water after ice cream >>>>>

[My Mama Named Me @DatRandomDave]

😩🎤🎶"you ain't nothin but a hoochie mama"🎶

[My Mama Named Me @DatRandomDave]

@lessa0513 Next time you go to DC...you gotta hit Jack Rose for the chicken skins. Once all this corona shit is calmed down and if they're still open of course lol

[My Mama Named Me @DatRandomDave]

Mine always gets *randomly screened* and they leave the little note

[My Mama Named Me @DatRandomDave]

I wonder if TSA is still searching people's checked luggage

[My Mama Named Me @DatRandomDave]

@HeartThrobNever I can understand it. Crown Royal used to my mans pots and pans.....it's been beneath me for at least 3 years 😂😂

[My Mama Named Me @DatRandomDave]

@lessa0513 Might be more brands but that's the only one I've seen in NC

[My Mama Named Me @DatRandomDave]

@aFooLio *grabs shoes that are too big* I'm ready brochacho

[My Mama Named Me @DatRandomDave]

@HeartThrobNever Espolon anejo and cazadores anejo are my favorites and I don't eem rock with tequila.

[My Mama Named Me @DatRandomDave]

🎶Big belly mon 🎶

[My Mama Named Me @DatRandomDave]

I be wanting to comment "damn, your mama fine" on some of y'all pics but I don't want no drama 😂😂😂

[My Mama Named Me @DatRandomDave]

@Hometown_Hero12 Mama's* 😂😂😂 RT @Hometown_Hero12: Y’all really have some beautiful families. Kudos to y’all and God.

[My Mama Named Me @DatRandomDave]

One time for the home team @WoodfordReserve

[My Mama Named Me @DatRandomDave]

https://t.co/BAQEHj3PkX forever a classic

[My Mama Named Me @DatRandomDave]

@pgprincej @PainIsMal Both of y'all got pretty hair, hush up 😂😂😂 RT @pgprincej: 😭 do it for those of us unable to