Help my young bitch see her way through her bachelors / While my old bitch went back to get her Masters / Same graduation, I was clapping in the rafters
A round of applause for all our other worthy contestants 👏
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I’m bout to quit. These kids in here arguing, like always and…
Kid A: “That’s why you ain’t got no dad.”
Kid B: “Nigga hooray, you know yo daddy 2 more days out the week than I know mine.”
Me: