io_Tracie

security chick,Friends fanatic, veteran and photographer. I put the S in #IoT. OSINT is my hobby. Hates #maskholes. Run @defendcon she/her. #womenwhocode

[io_Tracie @datSecuritychic]

Many of you know that I'm starting in a brand new field of #IoT as part of my "I wish everyone would stop pretending to know everything" campaign I'm going to try and share one thing I learn everyday. A lot of this is probably pretty basic but 🤷‍♀️no one starts knowing everything.

[io_Tracie @datSecuritychic]

Huh. Logged in today to find out this thing is still on… color me surprised.

[io_Tracie @datSecuritychic]

Well that's all folks, going to reduce my footprint on here as much as possible because it looks like this is gonna become TwitterChan... find me on Mastodon where I may or may not ever actually learn how it works

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[io_Tracie @datSecuritychic]

@William13379592 @Parkerlawyer I assume the term “boy” is also a term of endearment? So if I, a white woman said “hey boy how about you go get me some lunch” that would be cool? Because I’m just being friendly… right? And maybe you were already on your way to get lunch. Or maybe I’m a racist POS

[io_Tracie @datSecuritychic]

@JetSm00th Yeah but she’s not gonna go for the verified guy because he’s clearly a douche canoe

[io_Tracie @datSecuritychic]

If someone’s doesn’t immediately make this movie and call it “flying toward love” I will be immensely disappointed

[io_Tracie @datSecuritychic]

@DianeKabinet11 @singhinther @seldo "I’ve developed a new philosophy. I only dread one day at a time."
- Charles Schulz

[io_Tracie @datSecuritychic]

@abhi_jl @seldo Dude it’s literally the photo Elon posted

[Elder Rubberasylum @Rubberasylum]

Grandpa? Why do we celebrate the holiday?

Sit on my lap son & let grandpa tell you the story of this day

You see, twitter only had enough engineers remaining to keep it running for one more night, but it miraculously kept working for eight nights

We burn a Tesla in remembrance

[io_Tracie @datSecuritychic]

@seldo Has anyone checked on this dude because I feel like he’s blinking for help

[io_Tracie @datSecuritychic]

Print : “Hello World”

[Bennett @bfod]

everyone post your most salient line of code

[io_Tracie @datSecuritychic]

@kjaristi @pwnallthethings “So many Americans who were trained”. Literally no dude. We have a massive shortage of qualified engineers, people that make if here in visas are usually insanely over qualified compared to Americans.

[io_Tracie @datSecuritychic]

I just want to say I hated Elon Musk before it was cool.

[io_Tracie @datSecuritychic]

@SushiDude This will be like HAL, the last dying gasp will be a crypto ad tweeting in an infinite loop

[io_Tracie @datSecuritychic]

lol to all the MAGA boot lickers offering to help right the good ship Twitter

[io_Tracie @datSecuritychic]

The best part of TicketMaster canceling ticket sales is I couldn’t tell if the Twitter account was a troll or legit

[io_Tracie @datSecuritychic]

Elons emails have all the energy of getting people to pledge a frat and people being like “nah man we grown ass adults”

[io_Tracie @datSecuritychic]

Honestly this is just my constant state

[io_Tracie @datSecuritychic]

@George98233139 @DmitryOpines Hi George, how many giant tech companies have you worked for?

[io_Tracie @datSecuritychic]

And this is why security consistently fails. Security is essentially tech debt but SWEd are given a perverse incentive towards fixing it. We need to rethink our inventive structure.