“A ridiculous red card suspension was overturned. We now have to play against the full American team, it’s not fair.”
— Belgium who was awarded a fake penalty against Senegal a few hours before
If anybody sees any Americans complaining that Balogun gets to play today please let me know so we can deport them until the World Cup is over 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I’m so happy for Yamal. If having a runner like Raphinha wasn’t enough, Barça have now signed another prolific runner in Gordon.
His assists tally are about to sky rocket.
Realizing Balogun red card-gate has somehow done more to grow American interest in soccer than a decade of marketing and Belgium will spend the next 24 hours whining about it instead of preparing to face our best striker.