Brendan Dauber

simple thoughts from a loner

[Brendan Dauber @Dauby_]

Also, going forward, I will be liking all of my own tweets because the first step in happiness is loving yourself.

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Jacob Misiorowski. 15 STRIKEOUT MADDUX. 😳

9 innings, 0 runs, 15Ks, 1 hit. 0 BBs.

95 pitches. Most Strikeouts EVER in a Maddux!

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

A literal sitting member of the Los Angeles city council is explaining what a terrible job she’s done running the city and telling voters to elect her to fix the mess she’s already not fixing

[MonaKnows @MonaKnows2]

@NYCMayor Socialism doesn’t work.

[Lee Kuan Yimby @LeeKuanYimby]

Reminder: Zohran and his family keep an extra luxury home in Uganda in a neighborhood surrounded by armed security because everyone else is so poor.

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

If you taxed 100% of Elon’s net worth, confiscated every penny, you could fund the current US government for about… 49 days.

We don’t have a revenue problem.
We have a welfare spending problem.

[litquidity @litcapital]

Worth noting that Jimmy Kimmel owns 7 homes worth over $20M

[Smokes @nickysmokess]

If u have to say this twice in two games there’s a lot more than a “couple bad apples”😭

[Ryan @The_Ryan_Shull]

See you in Philadelphia

[MLB @MLB]

Jordan Walker breaks it open with a 3-run shot!

[Jack @jackunheard]

Nithya Raman conceded the race by the way….

She didn’t even believe she stood a chance. She knew she lost.

Now she’s surging past Spencer Pratt 5 days after the election in late night ballot drops.

Third world.

[Stefano Loudaros Forte @StefanoLforte]

This is Stalin level propaganda, no one feels safe and no one is reporting crime because they don’t feel the police will do anything about it.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Me trying to figure out how votes get counted in LA

[Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck]

Can anyone point me to a time where a third place candidate (3 days AFTER an election) suddenly has a surge where they start winning 1st place in every new drop by winning 40% of the votes in the batch? Try not to name a third world country. This is getting absolutely absurd.

[Matt Morse @MattMorseTV]

Young Americans have been so unbelievably fucked over it's actually unreal, lmao.

[Insurrection Barbie @DefiyantlyFree]

Mamdani’s budget plan in full:

Step 1 — inherit a deficit

Step 2 — create a bigger deficit, but schedule it for later

Step 3 — borrow 7 billion dollars from future New Yorkers who can’t vote yet

Step 4 — call it savings, film a viral video about pens and paper, and declare victory

Have a bunch of illiterate people cheer.

[bri @asexygangster_]

the bend lmaoooo she really thought that mf was going in

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Keep working two jobs, suckers, while you vote for this commie piece of shit.

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

Yeah if Nithya Raman gets the same share of the remaining votes as she got today, she’ll pass Spencer Pratt by ~5,000 votes. The lesson here is never underestimate how committed the city of LA is to destroying itself.

[Jum @JesterJum]

How do I know the media is brainwashing people?

Obama's ICE Chief received the Presidential Award for Distinguished Service for removing over 900,000 illegal aliens.

Trump's ICE Chief is called a Nazi.

It is the same person.....Tom Homan....

The only difference? The narrative.