The AI ponzi scheme goes like this:
Everyone is generating all these long ass docs and then passing them off for others to read
Then the person receiving is like, wtf this is way too long, and hands that into an AI to read and summarize
Then they are generating a long ass response back
and this cycle goes like that forever. and we call this work now 😅
The token lords watch this from their towers nodding and grinning.
Tax residency speedrun (fail edition):
❌ Flew to Asunción once
❌ EU based Wise account
❌ Took a photo at Paseo food court
❌ Never came back
❌ 6+ months in Amsterdam
❌ Kids enrolled in Dutch public school
"But I have a cédula"
Bro you have an expensive souvenir.
Bank: "What's the purpose of this transfer?"
Me: Sending my own money to my own account
Bank: "But why"
Me: Because I want to
Bank: "Sounds suspicious, frozen"
Me: 🧍
Kids can tell extremely early if you're actually hanging out with them or checked out on your phone/computer
Better to mark off parts of the day as no electronics. Better than 5 hours of fake attention.