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[Dave @Dave57905749]

@Elena13846 Society needs to practice critical thinking 😅

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

That moment when so many things go down that https://t.co/TzZ2whbz8r also goes down

[Dave @Dave57905749]

@NASA_Wallops

[Dave @Dave57905749]

@MKBHD How to win?)

[Dave @Dave57905749]

@TheHoaxHotel
I'll just leave this here... 😆

[Dave @Dave57905749]

@Tesla Ah but a metal roof? 😅

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Games only render what you look at when you look at it, as the compute load would otherwise be impossibly high. Until observed, objects are a probability function, aka quantum mechanics. https://t.co/LbI7dRNM9f

[Dave @Dave57905749]

Just received my new pinebook Pro and it's asking for a username and password.? What do I do?

[Satan @s8n]

Mary : I’m pregnant

Joseph : we haven’t even had sex?

Mary : uhh yeah it’s Gods baby, it’s a miracle.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Just passed this guy at the corner of Laurel Canyon and Ventura. I don’t know who he is but he’s

1) awesome & beautiful and

2) synced up perfectly with the Gerry Rafferty song blasting on my radio.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Oh my God. OH MY GOD. You see this @DavidKHarbour?

[Michael Reeves @michaelreeves]

I built a Roomba that swears when it bumps into stuff

[Dave @Dave57905749]

@OwnagePranks @YouTube Where do I send a prank request?

[lals @Alanascottish]

Hackers need to step the fuck up and delete everyone’s loans and mortgages

[Dave @Dave57905749]

@QuestNutrition would like to try your various products, as well as the tortilla chips. Are there any current promotions or coupons?