Big Mike

ΦΔθ’23| pantie dropper | bag chaser |All around good time haver | Pi Phi sugar daddy | Charlie Robinson enthusiast |

[Adolf Elmer @adolfelmer]

Trump has officially reached peak Vitamin H-1B levels.

[Dave 🧊 @DavidCarlson]

Me and the fellas planning the reconquest of Constantinople.

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@OldRowOfficial @BusterSack lucky man

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@wompz8 What’s his handicap ?

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@ExistentialEXE She not gonna let you hit bro

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@thadeuscastle69 Matching shirts gayer than Elton john fucking Freddie mercury

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@DiscussingFilm

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@coachdonniewals @UlyssesWade71 found your soulmate

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@mooredick1995 @UlyssesWade71 personally this wouldn’t slide with me

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@bigcatmonty Only feminine thing about me is my inability to communicate Monty

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@SaucebossC The patch is calling my name

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Did this room see many women? No not at all. Did I enjoy my time in it ? Also no

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@FriarFannatic It’s a dorm what did you expect pipnuts

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Ik it’s unpopular to be a tits guy but somebody has to do it

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@FICMBondTrader In the wise words of uncle baby Billy “you gotta get it while you can”

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@donnylang546 Don’t let the haters make you think this is anything less than perfection

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@TrutherTTU @JohnnyEngl90300 @freakyman806 No argument here, heard some studs got up on kareoke Thursday and sang some nickleback

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Eating things you can’t pronounce in places you can’t afford

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@TrutherTTU @JohnnyEngl90300 @freakyman806 Where else am I filling up the tank for 10 bucks and the fuck me eyes from the old ladies

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@Axel_rawdawg Soft hands, worked 52 weekends straight last year, unpaid and 39 hours a day

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@Dogermacl Gods country