Dave | Ding dong, the crook is gone

He/him. Geographer/grouch.
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If you support racism, sexism, terfism, colonialism or anti-Semitism, you will not like it here.

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If "Die Hard" can be a Christmas movie, then "Fairytale of New York" can be a Christmas carol.

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@danxduran There's a few songs that it seems every band of that era had a go at. Some time back I bought a bunch of CDs of `sixties bands and practically every one had Land Of 1000 Versions, I mean, Dances, on it...

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@StephDyhrberg @daisy_hudson "heavily censored main [sic] media" she writes in a newspaper that's been published intermittently for almost 150 years...

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@VelcroAsian @NewshubNZ Nobody's forcing people to visit New Zealand.

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@anatokimist @Te_Taipo Projection.

There's more projecting going on in that guy's head than there is at Movieland.

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@Truckdriverkw @arjoll @gingerandmilo @NewshubNZ Link: https://t.co/N6gHgitQvC

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@NewshubNZ Bill her at commercial rates for her unnecessary extended stay.

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@usertwentyfive ... This is probably my generation's fault for permitting Creationists to home-school their children in the first place...

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@Dianne_Khan Wash hands early and wash hands often.

_Dont_ put you hands anywhere sensitive.

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@Tikorangi @LaurieFleming Most of them know enough about Australia to be more careful.

They don't know enough about NZ though...

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@s0Ive @Redstar309Z @Te_Taipo He was trying to engage in meaningful dialogue. The sort of thing you lot keep on claiming you want to have when you go on with your insane conspiracy theories.

Shows Dement up as a complete hypocrite, but that's not exactly surprising.

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@SandeChin @kristinhallNZ Excuse me, I think you left your book behind.

[Hamish Keith @hamish_keith]

Morrison getting - rightly - dumped on for not doing what Mallard is getting dumped on for doing

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@hazelnutbelvita @8kayy_ @Vincredible__ The Belgians were the Khmer Rouge of their day.

Barely a decade later the "free world" sent hundreds of thousands of men to die in the Belgians' defence.

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@GreatLakesBeige @_Alexa_Bee Irn Bru.

It's made from girders.

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@FoxyLustyGrover He does seem to have gone very... flaccid... in the last few hours.

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@top6pod @JillFano2 5, 5, A, and how do you think we get them THAT well done in the first place?

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@FoxyLustyGrover Ah bugger. Sorry to hear that.

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@brady_nz @thekarlneilson @_felixnz Maybe not... spaghetti pizza is what the Nats like.

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@simonjbridges Your Government spent years letting Australian 501'ers into the country. Fix your own problems first.