Dave Child

Fanatical PHP geek, entrepreneur and maker of cheat sheets. I built @ReadableHQ and @Cheatography at @AddedBytes.
Mostly on Mastodon: @[email protected]

[Dave Child @Dave_Child]

As this place spirals further and further towards self-inflicted oblivion, I find myself more and more on #Mastodon and enjoying it far more. Come say hi: https://t.co/bP8At87kpw

(And if you have any questions about Mastodon, feel free to reach out.)

[Dave Child @Dave_Child]

@mrjamesob And aunts and uncles are "piblings" (parents' siblings).

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@mrjamesob Neices and nephews are collectively "niblings".

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I was playing with a recipe generator last night, and I can't decide if it's inspired or pure evil. But I'm leaning towards evil.

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@MarkOosterveen This familiar-looking chap popped up in a movie I was watching over the weekend. Well done :)

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Great read, really eye-opening. I tend not to remember the specifics of books I read, but this makes me feel much better about that!

https://t.co/MulSuadfBS

[Natasha Woodford @TashaWoodford]

If, like me, you’re lucky enough to attend #brightonSEO this week I’d love you to say ‘hi’ if you see me!!🤗

I run @clockworkTalent & currently #hiring a London inhouse (#SaaS)
SEO Content Mgr job salary
upto £60k

https://t.co/oJv6IJRhJY
#SEOjobs

[Dave Child @Dave_Child]

Yeah ... might go for a different filament. There's got to be at least one without "wounding" as a feature.

[National Literacy Trust @Literacy_Trust]

The UK is in a #CostOfLiteracyCrisis. We need your help.

Cost of living directly impacts literacy skills. When families struggle to keep food on the table and homes warm, children go to school tired and hungry – limiting their ability to learn.

Donate: https://t.co/X9TZNuVsEK

[HELLDIVERS™ 2 @helldivers2]

🌐 THE ENEMIES OF SUPER EARTH: The Terminids 🐜

The Warrior is a bringer of mindless destruction. Don't let one near your livestock or your children.

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@WingsScotland @watsoncomedian That's ... just ... no. You lose $1100 on the second purchase, not $100. Your profit is the difference between the start position and end positions. Not the middle of the process.

[PHP Weekly @PHPDiscussions]

If PHP Were British (2011)

https://t.co/oNUqQaaQX8

Discussions: https://t.co/33PFzCYXOF

#php #programming #satire

by @Dave_Child

[Dave Child @Dave_Child]

@mrjamesob This is a timelapse taken from the ISS. Stars.

https://t.co/sNl9jN7EKb

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@amandanat Every single Fortune 500 company has rebranded at least once, most of them multiple times.

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@jamesdevonport Sounds good, thanks!

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@radinden It's an obscene frenzy of music and lights and noise and unbridled capitalist glee ... followed immediately by a huge crash back to gloomy reality in January. Can't be healthy.

[Dave Child @Dave_Child]

Christmas Eve Eve spoutsperiment had a clear winner. Halved, with pancetta and maple chipotle bourbon sauce.

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@Patticus That chessboard is all kinds of messed up. Can't wait for the guide though :)

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@rrhoover I like a few ... Patchwork, Arboretum, Sagrada, Pagoda.

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@alexfarran Ahhh, amazing, thanks Alex. Looks like it's the comic version. Have a high five 🙏

[Dave Child @Dave_Child]

The boy opened his superhero advent calendar today to reveal this character. Does anybody know who it's supposed to be? A brand new shiny internet high-five to the first person who can ID it!