Dave Halkyard

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[Dave Halkyard @Dave_Halkyard]

@AOArena hey, any word on set times for @londongrammar tonight please?

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@SkyFootball Fuck sake!!!

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@GOoutdoors Hi. I keep trying the phone number listed for your Stockport store but it just rings out. Do you have a way of talking to someone in store? Thanks

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Thanks for this @AmeySupport, @OneTrafford, @TraffordCouncil. The requirement to scrape flattened bags of dog sh*te off the floor your operatives have dropped from my bin today. I’ve picked it up, bagged it, and binned it once but your helpful staff redistributed it on the road!

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@O2ApolloManc Any word on set times please?

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Hey @NCHMCR any word on set times for @BarryCantSwim swim tonight?

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Hey @boltapp. Your service is a fucking joke. Never tried to use you before today in London. Three trips attempted, and money taken immediately. Three trips cancelled by driver as they drive past. Thought @Uber might have competition but no.

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@O2VicWarehouse any word on set times for tonight @mikeskinnerltd gig? Heard getting through security to get in was BAD last week so want to allow time!

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Thanks for this parking @PRYMOltd! 👏👌

[Dave Halkyard @Dave_Halkyard]

No #Ashes #Test in the north in 2027 but two in London? Seems a bit off, and neglecting #cricket fans in the north @ECB_cricket @TheBarmyArmy @bbctms @englandcricket

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I can literally get better on @YouTube. Can I have todays licence fee back please? @bbc

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#MOTD what the fuck is this shite? Sort it out @bbc it’s pathetic

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@EnglandHockey I see you’re not even referring to your own league correctly. “National League” and “National North”

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@EnglandHockey It ain’t “issues”. It just doesn’t work, like it didn’t last year! Will bank transfers “work” when you ask for league and affiliation fees?

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@JoeHigson @EnglandHockey 👏👏👏

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So the answer is no it didn’t continue today. There are still hundreds and hundreds of gel wrappers roadside. As I say I’m a massive advocate of the @Marathon_Mcr but leaving so much rubbish behind is just not fair on local residents and only adds (gel) fuel to the neigh sayers.

[Dave Halkyard @Dave_Halkyard]

Hey @Marathon_Mcr has your post race cleaning finished, or continuing today? I hope it’s the latter as the amount of rubbish still on the road in #timperley and #altrincham is unacceptable. I’m a #marathon supporter by the way but you’ve got to clean up!

[Dave Halkyard @Dave_Halkyard]

Hey @Marathon_Mcr has your post race cleaning finished, or continuing today? I hope it’s the latter as the amount of rubbish still on the road in #timperley and #altrincham is unacceptable. I’m a #marathon supporter by the way but you’ve got to clean up!

[Dave Halkyard @Dave_Halkyard]

I bet there’s not many @zeroduckspod listeners who fall into that Venn diagram!

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@tobytarrant have you just quoted @theGLC, Self Suicide, on this weeks @zeroduckspod? “Jesus died and book sales are still good”

[Dave Halkyard @Dave_Halkyard]

@tobytarrant have you just quoted @theGLC, Self Suicide, on this weeks @zeroduckspod? “Jesus died and book sales are still good”

[Dave Halkyard @Dave_Halkyard]

They’re at it again! Well done @EnglandHockey, you can’t see any results or fixtures on your “temporary” website currently! 👏👏👏Baffled what we pay league and affiliation fees for! @EnglandShockey