Dave Apocalypse

Author, blogger, idiot, wine pirate, SAFC - All views my own unless there’s a legal complication, in which case my account has clearly been compromised...

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Immigration makes Britain brilliant.

[Dave Apocalypse @DaveApocalypse]

@eggington_sam watched loads of your fights, what a legend game as f*** and not afraid of anyone. Thanks for the memories and best of luck in whatever comes next.

[Kerry Burgess @KerryBurgess]

There are now so many young people on social media who are well-informed and politically astute. It honestly gives me hope for the future, despite moronic old bastards of my age voting for Reform, the Tories, and Starmer's Labour...

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

This guy tells the truth...

[90s Football @90sfootball]

One of TV's greatest ever adverts! 🇮🇹

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

J.H. Klaebo has completed a sub-six-minute mile pace uphill on skis.

May be the single greatest athletic feat of all time.

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NOt great taste but makes a point...

[B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC @_iamblakeley]

Who made this? 😂😭

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No idea why this just works...

[80s Kidz @80s_Kidz]

Predator ending with the Grange Hill theme tune.
Why? I've no idea but I like it😂

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@BBCNews you should be ashamed of yourself that firework display - kids can’t eat and food Banks’s. London what a cesspit of awful opulence while others struggle. London couldn’t shine brighter than my dogs turd you arrogant w…….

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I dont really follow politics but this is absolutely spot on about the digital ID from @RupertLowe10 - there is no good reason to need a digital ID

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Digital ID - I made my thoughts abundantly clear in Parliament. We must resist it. Because once it's in, we are never turning back.

I plan on resisting.

I will not download a Digital ID. I will not comply.

[𝓢ħΔ𝔃𝕫ά𝓑𝓔𝕃𝕃𝑒🌹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @30_08shazza]

Exactly this 👇

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This is ridiculous…it’s like they don’t understand anything about security - we want a back door and promise it will all be fine…

[MichaeloKeeffe @Mick_O_Keeffe]

🚨 IRELAND🚨

The government is bringing forward legislation to allow the gardaí to intercept and monitor live conversations across messaging apps.

I am running out of ways to describe how evil and power hungry this government is.

Hopefully tech platforms oppose this bill.

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Interesting I can’t remember a convicted sex offender in an election

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@piersmorgan just watching your interview you do know trump is a complete sexist fuckwit

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@Schofe just finished watching your island gig - was excellent and don’t get wrapped up in what people you don’t know think about you. Who cares go enjoy life!

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@TFTimeMachine @profanityswan whats was the most bizarre performance on top of the pops you mentioned a while ago and I watched it. I thought it was Cameo but it wasnt..simlar area and everyone stops trying and is sexy! I'm sure it was black funk

[Ryan Dilks @RyanDilks1]

Ticketmaster at 9am v now

[Dominic White 👾 @singe]

CrowdStrike accepting the @PwnieAwards for “most epic fail” at @defcon. Class act.

[Brendan May @bmay]

Newly elected members of the French parliament refusing to shake hands with the far right is extremely satisfying. A particular shout out to the rock paper scissors gag.

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@AnonymousUK2022 doing a great job exposing the racist knobheads particularly in Sunderland - lovely stuff