Dave Assman

National Insider covering all things @NFL. 2015 Midwest Sport Journalist of the Year. Purdue Alumni. Proud Husband. Pronounced OSS-man.

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BREAKING: Green Bay quarterback Aaron Rodgers officially announced retirement from the NFL after 14 seasons with the #Packers.

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BREAKING: #Ravens QB Lamar Jackson frustrated with Ravens offense, per local reporters. “I’m a Quarterback. Just let me throw that thing.”

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DEVELOPING STORY: @packers front office executives are attempting to alleviate the situation with current disgruntled QB Aaron Rodgers by offering him a majority stake in the publicly owned shares of the team. Massive financial implications. Wow. #AaronRodgers #NFLTwitter

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BREAKING: Green Bay #Packers QB Aaron Rodgers has officially been traded to the San Francisco 49ers. Packers receive tonight’s 3rd overall pick, DE Nick Bosa, QB Jimmy Garropolo and two 2nd round picks in 2022. Wow. Massive.

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Patrick Mahomes while in McFadden’s in the P&L: “if I get a guy like @AllenRobinson 4 wide, it’s over, we will put up 35 a game”

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Developing story: There is talk that the #Bills might be thinking about moving their backup quarterback Mitchell Trubiksy to the tight end position this up coming season. #BillsMafia #NFL

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BREAKING: #Bears release Mitchell Trubisky after 3 seasons. This comes as a shock after they named him their starter yesterday. Nick Foles is going to be the guy in Chicago now.

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DEVELOPING: #Bears 2nd string QB Mitchell Trubisky has tested positive for not having any sort of football skills whatsoever.

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#Chiefs WRs @cheetah and @MecoleHardman4 aren’t worried about upcoming social distance protocols saying: “Since when has any defender been able to keep within 6 feet of us anyway?”

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New #Bucs QB, Tom Brady, is opting out this season, per sources from his camp. The Bucs are in talks with the #Saints to acquire Jameis Winston, as they consider him the most formidable option moving forward.

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DEVELOPING: Sources telling me that New England is offering a “Ricky Williams” type of deal with Cincinnati to snag Joe Burrow. Julian Edelman and the rest of the locker room said to be “distraught” and “would rather be in Tampa at this point”

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@SteveMariucci I was ON THIS first! Credit me!!

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@SandersGOAT @brgridiron Purdue alums get the scoop my man.

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@DaveAssman @brgridiron Wtf

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DEVELOPING: In light of the New England talks with Cincinnati, Tampa Bay is now in discussions to ship their 14th pick to Washington for Trent Williams. Bucs seem all in. #NFLDraft #Trades

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DEVELOPING: Sources telling me that New England is offering a “Ricky Williams” type of deal with Cincinnati to snag Joe Burrow. Julian Edelman and the rest of the locker room said to be “distraught” and “would rather be in Tampa at this point”

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DEVELOPING: Out of fear for every Mercedes Benz in the #Boston area, I’m told that @Edelman11 has yet to be notified of the Gronk trade. The last remaining piece in a decaying #Pats offense.

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BREAKING: #Texans GM Bill O’Brien offered the #Patriots each and every one of his 2020 picks in exchange for Gronk.

I’m told Belichick declined the offer out of concern that it would become the latest in a long line of cheating scandals in New England.

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@RapSheet I broke this story yesterday, yet the Assman gets no credit. Credit me, “My Wife Left Me” Ian.