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[David B @DaveBr]

@Morrisons @JustEatUK Not sure what the issue is with replies to my own post, I was just commenting that I won't be interacting with these "support" accounts: @JustEatUKS7_ & @Morrisonschlp. Both having been created in Dec 2024, active a few days, looking for follow backs and telephone numbers via DM!

[David B @DaveBr]

Just tried the @Morrisons & @JustEatUK delivery as there was an offer on.

Ordered 15 items, receive message that 8 unavailable. Receive 5 items: one already refunded, two were smaller versions of the original product), and another 3 were missing. Will not use this service again.

[David B @DaveBr]

@ShehabKhan ...and the trees we are planting today will, in 100 million years, be coal again. I would also argue that's sustainable.

100 million years ago there were no humans, and in 100 million years...

[David B @DaveBr]

BBC sounds recommendations for this morning:

[David B @DaveBr]

It's been a long day but currently trying to relax with some strange tv where the protagonists repeatedly make the sort of unbelievable mental leaps required to solve the star prize puzzle on #3-2-1 every week.

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[David B @DaveBr]

I survived the #UKEmergencyAlert event.

The COVID WiFi nanobots didn't activate, no space lasers fired and no obvious lizard people activity.

Our dog did look up though! 🤔

[David B @DaveBr]

@TechCrunch What could possibly go wrong? 🤷‍♂️

[David B @DaveBr]

@JaneyGodley To the tune of The Trashmen: Surfin Bird - Bird Is The Word.

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[David B @DaveBr]

Sadly true...

https://t.co/YrL9Kh8m77

[David B @DaveBr]

@googlechrome the strangest tweet in a while! 🫴

Here's to dinosaurs, I'm laughing at this from my sick bed.

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[David B @DaveBr]

@Ohholycow Yes, think whatever i've seen has been a reflection of the lightning and its not been over Eaglesham.

[David B @DaveBr]

Just popped in to my home office to check on some work and caught the single #lightning flash out of the corner of my eye followed by the almighty #thunder clap which shook the house. Thought it was over #Eaglesham to the west of #EastKilbride at about 22:55.

[David B @DaveBr]

@qikipedia @faridaily_ Has he also played the perfect round of golf (18 holes-in-one), invented the hamburger, bred giant rabbits, wrote 2000 books in a day, is a fashion icon and had never been to the loo?

[David B @DaveBr]

"Ministers will have to release papers, advice and correspondence relating to the award of contracts to PPE Medpro"... after they've all had a chance to drop their phones down the loo and forgotten their passwords... etc...

https://t.co/tYcNuXj8zi

[Paul Lewis @PaulLewis]

This marmalade dropper of a story is the culmination of two years of indefatigable reporting by @david_conn. Investigative journalism at its very best. https://t.co/jJexqRVOVi

[David B @DaveBr]

@yawnymcyawnface @RAF_Luton Is it a humorous misidentification of the notorious Oxycoccus G5 "Cranberry" high speed multi role attack dirigible, notorious for it's low visibility wine red dazzle camouflage scheme and white bow wave (intended to confuse observers as to the true speed of the craft).

[Ed Miliband @Ed_Miliband]

The admission from Oliver Dowden that the gov is sticking with an onshore wind ban- and reversing the decision to lift it by Truss- will cost families billions in bills between now & 2030.

You can't be a clean energy superpower if you engage in unilateral energy disarmament.

[David B @DaveBr]

@DeborahMeaden To be fair, these comments were made in the heat of the moment over a five week period.

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[David B @DaveBr]

@somebadideas As an "unverified user" I will be considered one of the "bots and trolls and whatnot"... but I can pay to make hate speech comments and it will only cost the same as a #HalfDoubleDecaffeinatedHalfCafWithATwistOfLemon

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[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Politics is full of passion. People might understand Williamson rage if he was angry at poverty in his constituency, or waiting lists, or crumbling schools. But no. What mattered more than anything was an invite to the Queen’s funeral. “People’s priorities” didn’t they say? 1/4