Dave

Indians, Buckeyes, and Browns

[Dave @daveburnss]

@daniel_jackett @JordanCrestani I was all state in football AND baseball. Was first team all regional in hoops as well. I remember my senior year going to a wrestling practice and pinning the teams best wrestler. A jack of all trades they called me. So, I HIGHLY doubt these women know more about sports than me.

[Dave @daveburnss]

@JordanCrestani @Miggysbat As a woman I wouldn’t expect you to understand the competitiveness of sports.

[Dave @daveburnss]

@Miggysbat It did happen and don’t call me surely! All jokes aside though the kid had to be taken off in a stretcher. The pitcher threw at me next at bat and I caught it with my left hand. Never seen a guy so scared when I threw the ball back at him 🤣

[Dave @daveburnss]

@ninjak9er5641 Part of the game! Sick and tired of you younger generation pussies. No wonder half your girlfriends are sleeping with men like me.

[Dave @daveburnss]

Meeting with my advisor about the possibility of opening up my own bar:
Dave’s Drinking Spot. Pitchers of beer and probably some pizza or chicken.

[Dave @daveburnss]

@js9inningsmedia Hats off to him 🫡 now that’s a real man. Aint no rainbows in baseball.

[Dave @daveburnss]

@VinnysCorner1 Dwight Howard. Played for the magic.

[Dave @daveburnss]

@Tonysmarkettips Man! You can tell she likes it rough.

[Dave @daveburnss]

@Castellani2014 Trump or Kamala?

[Dave @daveburnss]

@iky0ustalk1ng @Iridium_72 @Ewimireya @JACKCARTER009 Hey I don’t support cheating I just get mine whenever I want. Don’t want me to sleep with your ole lady, don’t bring her around me plain and simple.

[Dave @daveburnss]

@Avabelly__ I’ve never mowed my lawn with my shirt on in my life! Back in my younger days the neighborhood wives use to always come outside the second they heard my mower to catch a glimpse. I’d put on a good show for em😉 use to drive there husbands mad!

[Dave @daveburnss]

@mike_ghirmay @End_income_tax @JACKCARTER009 He’s a lost cause. He should maybe hit the gym and think about why his pussy ass was getting cheated on with THREE different men. But he won’t. He’ll forgive her and raise someone else’s kid.

[Dave @daveburnss]

@Iridium_72 @Ewimireya @JACKCARTER009 Never been cheated on in my life. However, I’ve been with hundreds of women with boyfriends. All beta man who couldn’t please their woman.

[Dave @daveburnss]

@End_income_tax @JACKCARTER009 Got more tail than your little ass could imagine

[Dave @daveburnss]

@imyycooper Kukoc would be a mvp in today’s game!

[Dave @daveburnss]

@Dudewhoare78530 @JACKCARTER009 You go ahead and ask anyone from my neck of the woods if I’m an alpha or not. Most will shiver at the sound of my name.

[Dave @daveburnss]

@DanClarkSports This is what happens when you let the democrats have a voice. We need to start taking away the first amendment for people who don’t align with Trump