Dave

''Who says famine has to be depressing?''

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@rdg_elliott If you think this is real you need to be locked up and kept away from people.

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@NarrativeMachi1

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@Jwiesel13 Imagine a load of 7 foot lads running around a football pitch.

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@helpless_vol Why? Do they change the rules in that to appease wannabe dictators too?!

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@FOXSports ‘It wasn’t a red card. He didn’t do that on purpose’. Ah grand. 99% of red cards should be rescinded in that case because players almost never purposely go out to commit a foul.

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@Hayles_101 Probably because he’s a decent 4th choice CM and they’d rather keep him but we’d be buying him as what, a starter. No way this United are spending 50mill plus and not starting the guy.

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@MarkOgden_ Bit like City cheating for a decade.

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@Ankaman616

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@Brittbabi So he’s just the kind of person that tRump and his supporters have nothing but disdain for. Cool.

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@krishg1990 The fans were screaming out for Chelsea’s 4th choice CM, were they.

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@BackIndeed When the data brings you to a mediocre 27 year old who can’t get into the worst Brazil squad, maybe ever, and Chelsea’s 4th choice CM, maybe it’s time to find new data.

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@TurkTalksFC Let’s be honest, what players have this recruitment team actually ‘recruited’ at United? I’ll give them Lammens but other than that, nobody that we all didn’t watch weekly or who weren’t on everyone radar ala Sesko and Yoro.

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@benwright He raked his studs down someone’s calf. Accidental or not, it was worthy of a red card. The same way Messi did it and also got away with it. It’s called corruption and, as always with the fat orange gelatinous blob, it’s played out in the open.

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@TelegraphDucker It’s called ‘corruption’ lads. Plain and simple. Why try and dress it up as anything else. FIFA gave the 4 quarters for fuck sake. Of course they’d give in on this shit.

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@RichardMotzkin @ussoccer This is just not true now, is it. This is the first time it’s ever happened in WC history but it’s just a huge coincidence that the cartel running FIFA, who gave the fat fuck in the White House a peace award, are just bending over for the US team. Cop the fuck on.

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@KingFemi__ Because they’ve made nothing but absolutely spot on decisions since taking over, haven’t they. That’s why they stuck with a shit Ten Hag, stuck with a shit Amorim and have just given the job full time to a bloke who was only supposed to be there for 5 months. Why question them?!

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@FabrizioRomano @MelissaMOrtiz Are the US allowed to get knocked out or have they to win the whole thing now?

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@FabrizioRomano @MelissaMOrtiz Let’s hope the cheating cunts get fucked out on their arse by the Belgians.

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@Biyo_lar If you believe those stats then I have a couple of bridges for sale.

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@stoolpresidente Stick to shoving pizzas up your arsehole.