Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025

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[Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025 @DaveClips]

Dave declares that he will retire, and delete all of his accounts, if Joe Biden completes a 4-year term as President.

[Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025 @DaveClips]

Iran war greatest hits volume 2: "I'm not here to insult your intelligence!"

[Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025 @DaveClips]

Heartbreaking: Dave Rubin recounts his life-threatening experience on Jubilee.

[Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025 @DaveClips]

Many observers would argue the verdict was reached at least a year ago🤔

[Piers Morgan Uncensored @PiersUncensored]

"It's official, Dave Rubin is the dumbest man in right-wing media..."

Piers Morgan invites Will Chamberlain to take on the Jubilee contributors who ruined Rubin...

Just dropped! 👇

📺 https://t.co/8BXyAHSugR

@piersmorgan | @willchamberlain | @onehandpolitics

[Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025 @DaveClips]

who told Dave this was a good idea?

[Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025 @DaveClips]

Iran war: greatest hits from the last 12 weeks

[Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025 @DaveClips]

Dave Rubin dropped some great intel, as always: "It sounds like the Kurds are starting to enter the country with arms to help the people take out the last vestiges of the IRGC"

[Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025 @DaveClips]

Dave Rubin: "This is Iranians and you can hear they are chanting 'Bibi Joon,' in Iran they are chanting praise for Benjamin Netanyahu!"

[פייק ריפורטר | FakeReporter @FakeReporter]

In an interview with 60 Minutes, Benjamin Netanyahu said that Iranians call him “Bibi Joon” (“Beloved Bibi”). The claim is fake news based on an AI-generated video that circulated during the early days of the war. More in the next tweet >>

[Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025 @DaveClips]

Iran can't have a nuke because then it could threaten global energy through the Strait of Hormuz. But Iran already threatens global energy through the Strait. So the evidence for the future threat is the current threat, which is why we started the war to stop them getting a nuke!

[Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025 @DaveClips]

Regime change has had quite the evolution during these last two months: from we'll install the Shah's son, to we just want leadership aligned with U.S. interests, to there are new people, so technically mission accomplished!

[Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025 @DaveClips]

Of course, and let's not forget, this is all really about China.

[Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025 @DaveClips]

We're really veering into fan fiction territory now. The day before Trump announced an indefinite extension of the Iran ceasefire, Dave Rubin confidently predicted that Iran would be sweating with fear and rushing to the negotiating table before the deadline.

[Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025 @DaveClips]

Man vs. Machine, and somehow it's a tie. AI Dave Rubin sounds just like the real Dave, and the accuracy is right there too!

Here's AI Dave Rubin explaining how Donald Trump personally saved eight women in Iran from execution with a single phone call.

[Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025 @DaveClips]

Dave Rubin asks who else could handle the Iran situation better than Trump?

Answer: No one!

[Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025 @DaveClips]

Seven weeks into this, and Dave Rubin is still trying to sell the war. He poses the question:

Would you rather have high gas prices, or stop an apocalyptic regime from acquiring nukes and threatening the world?

[Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025 @DaveClips]

How does the saying go, you have to "look back to move forward"?

Anyway, here's Dave Rubin a month ago assuring everyone that the Strait of Hormuz would stay open because the US decides these things, not Iran. And of course, the US Navy would start escorting ships. Genius!

[Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025 @DaveClips]

Dave Rubin puts on his thinking cap and discovers that bombing civilian infrastructure might affect civilians: "If you're going to hit civilian infrastructure, how do you make sure it's not going to harm the people but just the regime?"

[Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025 @DaveClips]

"Our objectives were taken care of!" What objectives, you may ask? Well, Dave Rubin doesn't know either, but since this isn't a "forever war," it's apparently mission accomplished!

[Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025 @DaveClips]

Dave Rubin would like everyone to know that the US isn't the kind of country that hits apartment buildings. No, we take the moral high ground by targeting "critical infrastructure" instead!

[Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025 @DaveClips]

We're almost four weeks into the war, and you can only dream of being as lucky as the Rubin Report faithful, having their knowledge base so generously enriched by this expert breakdown of how securing Venezuelan oil has "calmed the markets."

[Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025 @DaveClips]

We're going to be studying the success of this war for decades!

[Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent @SecScottBessent]

Iran is the head of the snake for global terrorism, and through President Trump’s Operation Epic Fury, we are winning this critical fight at an even faster pace than anticipated. In response to Iran’s terrorist attacks against global energy infrastructure, the Trump Administration will continue to deploy America’s economic and military might to maximize the flow of energy to the world, strengthen global supply, and seek to ensure market stability.

Today, the Department of the Treasury is issuing a narrowly tailored, short-term authorization permitting the sale of Iranian oil currently stranded at sea.

At present, sanctioned Iranian oil is being hoarded by China on the cheap. By temporarily unlocking this existing supply for the world, the United States will quickly bring approximately 140 million barrels of oil to global markets, expanding the amount of worldwide energy and helping to relieve the temporary pressures on supply caused by Iran. In essence, we will be using the Iranian barrels against Tehran to keep the price down as we continue Operation Epic Fury.

This temporary, short-term authorization is strictly limited to oil that is already in transit and does not allow new purchases or production. Further, Iran will have difficulty accessing any revenue generated and the United States will continue to maintain maximum pressure on Iran and its ability to access the international financial system.

So far, the Trump Administration has been working to bring around 440 million additional barrels of oil to the global market, undercutting Iran’s ability to leverage its disruptions in the Strait of Hormuz.

President Trump’s pro-energy agenda has driven U.S. oil and gas production to record levels, strengthening energy security and lowering fuel costs. Any short-term disruption now will ultimately translate into longer-term economic gains for Americans – because there is no prosperity without security.