David

[David @DaveD2009]

@spurs @HEB GSG

[David @DaveD2009]

Timmy and I share the same birthday. The GOAT and my favorite player of all time. (I might be a little biased)

Happy birthday, Tim! 🎂

[NBA History @NBAHistory]

Join us in wishing a Happy 50th Birthday to 15x NBA All-Star, 5x NBA Champion, 3x NBA Finals MVP and 75th Anniversary Team member, Tim Duncan!

[David @DaveD2009]

Who cut onions…🥲

More of this please ❤️

[Harrison Graham @HGrahamNFL]

Fuck this made me cry. This is worth 5 minutes of your day, especially if you’re a parent.

[David @DaveD2009]

Dear @Whataburger,
As a fellow Texan and a hungry individual, I would like to take this opportunity to complain about my order. I worked a 10 hour shift today and wanted an apple and cranberry salad and they stopped serving it, so I went with a burger

They got my order wrong!

[David @DaveD2009]

He looks like a Simpson…I hope that’s no insult to the Simpsons 😬😬

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

He's 3 different colors. Does this look healthy at all to you?

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

DONALD TRUMP IS A PEDOPHILE PROTECTOR

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Pedophile Protector

[David @DaveD2009]

I’m not crying..you are! 😭😭😭

[Michael Cole @MichaelCole]

It has been the honor of my life to be the soundtrack to @JohnCena’s career. My friend, you are truly the GOAT! This one’s for you…

[David @DaveD2009]

😭😭😭

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

THE WHOLE WWE ROSTER GIVING JOHN CENA HIS FLOWERS 💐

THIS IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL VIDEO MAN

#ThankYouCena

https://t.co/EwfDoY0DuT

[David @DaveD2009]

This was wrestling 🤠

[venu @venuworst]

take em to school

[David @DaveD2009]

I can never shit in peace at work 🤬💩

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

This broke him 😂. Whatever you do today, please don’t retweet it.

[David @DaveD2009]

That is what grace and dignity is. Giving the due respect where it’s deserved. Congrats President @realDonaldTrump and your team.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Former President Joe Biden on the ceasefire deal:

“The road to this deal was not easy. My Administration worked relentlessly to bring hostages home, get relief to Palestinian civilians, and end the war. I commend President Trump and his team for their work to get a renewed ceasefire deal over the finish line.”

[David @DaveD2009]

Thanks to your party, Kane

[Glenn Jacobs @GlennJacobsTN]

We are currently adding $6 billion a day to the national debt. At this rate, the debt will reach $38 trillion in less than a month, and $40 trillion by mid-2027. As the debt increases, so do interest payments as a % of federal spending. This is a slow-motion train wreck.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

The fact Donald Trump very publicly wanted the Nobel Peace Prize and didn’t get it, is enough to make today a good day.

[David @DaveD2009]

You guys own the House, Senate and the White House…YOU OWN THIS!

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Starting another week of the DEMOCRAT SHUTDOWN. ™️

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Government shutdowns:
Trump: 3
Biden: 0

[David @DaveD2009]

Don’t forget about the republicans 🤠

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Donald Trump just shut down the government.

[David @DaveD2009]

You’re pathetic! This shutdown is on you, Donald. Strictly on you and the republicans 🤡

[David @DaveD2009]

Bad Bunny for the #SuperbowlLX halftime show