David

Swipe right to life!

[David @DaveDaRave287]

Wow with the new way they show warp. You can no longer watch #StarTrek, if you're an epileptic triggered by flashing lights. Thank G-D that's not the type of #epilepsy I have

[David @DaveDaRave287]

What's the difference between @Starlink and @Hughesnet? They're both expensive and they're both slow.

[David @DaveDaRave287]

@PenPizzaReport This one isn't a surprise after POTUS' Truth Social post

[David @DaveDaRave287]

@elonmusk any way in #DOGE you can get @GovRonDeSantis to charge @NestleUSA their fare share to steam our water? Every bottle consumed in the USA comes from Florida. And they only pay $50 a year to #Florida maybe @realDonaldTrump can help

[David @DaveDaRave287]

My toilet's been broken for a month. My landlord's been saying all month that he's going to fix it I asked him today if I can get a discount on this month's rent for not having a working toilet and he told me to find a new place to live. This is a great way to start the year.

[David @DaveDaRave287]

@CVSHealth y'all need to do some coaching to your Inverness team members

[David @DaveDaRave287]

You get 25% off @BurgerKing when you have @Walmart #Walmartplus

[David @DaveDaRave287]

How much you wana bet the @McDonalds's employee and customer that called 911 won't get the reward money. Because, they didn't call #CrimeStoppers 😂

[David @DaveDaRave287]

When you keep calling #Trump the biggest threat to society and your whole campaign is based off of the dangers of @realDonaldTrump what other outcome are you expecting? There's only one person to blame for ANOTHER #AssassinationAttempt , and that's @KamalaHarris

[David @DaveDaRave287]

@amazon it's going to cause me to have another seizure! Dealing with their customer service is exhausting! Wait five business days and you may get your money back, if you don't call us back and we'll re-esculate! Least I got the agent IDs information for when I cancel my prime

[David @DaveDaRave287]

@pdoocy #FNC Can you ask #POTUS today what's 2+2? I think the answer would be entertaining to say the least 😂😒😔

[David @DaveDaRave287]

@DonaldTNews Trump 24

[David @DaveDaRave287]

@foxandfriends tell @willcain to use Walmart+

[David @DaveDaRave287]

@AnaKasparian You have made a living telling people how feelings are more important then facts so not supposed they are freaking out after you promoting common sense

[David @DaveDaRave287]

@JoeBiden is the first #president to negotiate with terrorists, allowing our bases to be attached without any repercussions. Not to mention he isn't saving #American #hostages. I don't believe this man is American, he may have been born here but that's about it.

[David @DaveDaRave287]

Anyone else's #GooglePixel recently started sucking. Like out of the blue it might as well be a #TCL #Android14

[David @DaveDaRave287]

@ElonMuskAOC Y2K virus (allegedly)

[David @DaveDaRave287]

@MattWallace888 That is pure propaganda to create a divide in our country

[David @DaveDaRave287]

@LMN I got a real life story to sell you. #HMU