Mantis Tobaggan

It all makes sense if you don’t think about it

[Mantis Tobaggan @daveEASTSIDE]

The only thing baseball needed to fix was the designated hitter and they went the wrong way with it IMO.

[Mantis Tobaggan @daveEASTSIDE]

Crazy the MLB locks out the one year I was considering playing.

[Mantis Tobaggan @daveEASTSIDE]

You know who probably doesn’t give a shit about the lack of Bill and the patriots organization in Brady’s announcement?

Bill and the patriots organization.

[Mantis Tobaggan @daveEASTSIDE]

Crazy that me and Tom Brady are both not gonna play in the NFL next year

[Mantis Tobaggan @daveEASTSIDE]

@dieselhwt That’s 6 hours less than a normal coal mine shift

[Mantis Tobaggan @daveEASTSIDE]

Just watched Long Gone Summer. Crazy to think that two of most instrumental guys in bringing the game of baseball back into popularity aren’t allowed into the hall for doing something that pretty much everyone did in those years. No sanctity in the game without a game to play.

[Mantis Tobaggan @daveEASTSIDE]

Just added pretty much every @ShaneSmithMusic song to my surgery playlist and I might delete every other song on it. Perfect music to listen to in the operating room AND ANY OTHER TIME OF DAY. 10/10.

[Mantis Tobaggan @daveEASTSIDE]

I love Matt Stafford so much and I hope he wins this super bowl. I truly do. He’s an under appreciated gem of our time and I only wish he didn’t play for the sorry lions for his whole career.

[Mantis Tobaggan @daveEASTSIDE]

@FeitsBarstool Anytime by Eve 6 is an all time great song that is wildly under appreciated. Spotify doesn’t even carry it

[Mantis Tobaggan @daveEASTSIDE]

FYI: I don’t care if you think your doctor takes forever to see a patient. It’s not cool to show up late. No matter who you are.

[Mantis Tobaggan @daveEASTSIDE]

Respect the hell outta McDermott for going for it knowing nobody wants OT on a Monday night. Gotta work Tuesday

[Mantis Tobaggan @daveEASTSIDE]

Game. Blouses.

[Mantis Tobaggan @daveEASTSIDE]

Jackrabbit Jenkins gotta go. He’s been burned more than pretty much every marshmallow I’ve ever had near a fire this year

[Mantis Tobaggan @daveEASTSIDE]

Derrick Henry is the Jake Shonka of football and I stand by that statement

[Mantis Tobaggan @daveEASTSIDE]

@boweusa One sack doth not maketh a defense

[Mantis Tobaggan @daveEASTSIDE]

This Titans defense is REALLY bad

[Mantis Tobaggan @daveEASTSIDE]

FYI I’m not saying to get information from me but if you wouldn’t trust my judgement on the electrical work in your house why are you trusting politicians and your 6th grade classmate on health information. Makes zero sense bruv

[Mantis Tobaggan @daveEASTSIDE]

If y’all wanna go through my emails just prepare yourself to see a lot of “per my last email” passive aggressiveness and zero bigotry but I’ll send you my password

[Mike Herndon @MikeHerndonSk1]

This is just silly. Henry is leading the rushing title race by over 250 yards and is now on pace for 2,176 yards and 24 TDs AND HE HASN’T EVEN HIT THE PART WHERE HE USUALLY GOES NUTS.

[Mantis Tobaggan @daveEASTSIDE]

Public stretching is an old dude power play