Dave Engledow

World's Best Father. Author, Photographer

[Dave Engledow @DaveEngledow]

One small miscalculation around restricting access to voting: if I have to stand in line five+ hours to vote, the ONLY thing on my mind when I get in the booth is voting out the a*holes responsible for making me stand in line five+ hours.

[Bernard Taylor @BTForCongress]

Florida has been controlled by the Republican Party for 30 years. Republican have run all 3 branches of government here in Florida for 3 decades.

So serious question for my fellow Floridians……

If you are concerned with the homeowners insurance issues we have, the over development of our state, the rising cost of living, the education system not operating to the best of it’s ability, and the healthcare system deficiencies we have…….

Why do you continue to elect the same people that led us here?

[Dave Engledow @DaveEngledow]

@_ksl Can’t wait!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I wrote about my absolute love of @sparks for the newest @floodmagazine!!! https://t.co/hNG99lseLQ

[Dave Engledow @DaveEngledow]

@_ksl @reedalexander This feels like a role you were destined to fill. Keep it up!

[Dave Engledow @DaveEngledow]

@jribas …for something happening that only impacts a small portion of the county. This is just like all the “snow days” where a couple flakes up north shut down the entire district.

[Brent Terhune in Little Rock 7.30-8.1 @BrentTerhune]

I can’t even tell who’s Nicolas Cage and who’s John Travolta anymore.

[Dave Engledow @DaveEngledow]

@_ksl Can’t wait!

[Dave Engledow @DaveEngledow]

@monicadotorg When he asked “Lavender Haze or Maroon?” he just wanted to know what color to paint the wall.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Disappointed Trick-Or-Treater Was Really Hoping To Get At Least One Pack Of Fentanyl https://t.co/cFj5VqyacB

[Dave Engledow @DaveEngledow]

@jribas Saw them at Emo’s many years ago. Such a great live band. Have fun!

[Dave Engledow @DaveEngledow]

@CassandraYoung

[Dave Engledow @DaveEngledow]

@nevinmartell The soup chapter in this book contains no recipes and is only four words long.

[Dave Engledow @DaveEngledow]

Asking open-ended questions in order to build clout

[Invisible girl @LizzieCosmos]

What’s a scam that’s become so normalized that we don’t realize it’s a scam anymore?

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

If they’re gonna fill our timeline with people who we don’t follow then what’s the point of following anyone? I see more “suggested posts” than posts I actually asked to see. 🧐

[Dave Engledow @DaveEngledow]

@NickBossRoss Absolutely one of the funniest things I’ve ever listened to. Cannot wait for the next episode to drop.

[Dave Engledow @DaveEngledow]

@davidvienna I was going through some old notes last week and found one that just said “hamster ball, but for horses”

[Dave Engledow @DaveEngledow]

What an amazing show! @sparksofficial are the best! Such a perfect first concert after two plus years of hunkering.

[S P A R K S @sparksofficial]

Amazing, amazing!! Thank you, DC! ✨

#SparksTour2022 @TheLincolnDC

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

𝟏𝟑𝟑𝟔

[Dave Engledow @DaveEngledow]

@nevinmartell @DCHagedorn Philadelphia cream cheese makes it authentic

[Dave Engledow @DaveEngledow]

Mom: [shares something funny on Facebook]

Me: Yeah, I saw that on Twitter last week.

Me: [shares something funny from Twitter with my kid]

Kid: Yeah, I saw that on TikTok last week.