HonestlyDave

Reluctant adult. Fan of beer and rock music. Love humour and banter.
Be warned, if you're funny, I will retweet the fuck out of you.
Mental Health Advocate.

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Twitter poll....
#poll #twitterpoll #importantquestionsanswered
#morningsex #drunksex

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The time your girlfriend encourages you go out and then gives you a mouthful when you get home. Every time.

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Cheese, beer & rock music. Absolute fucking bliss!

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Why do people have to over complicate life. It's very fucking simple at times. Just be nice to people and you won't have all this shit to deal with.

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@bgdadyspnkbtm @TheSuccuBish 😊

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Is is too much to ask for a hot as fuck rock chick with a killer sense of humour, love of travel (and drink) to show up and spend her life with me? Surely that's achievable?

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Why can't people just be fucking nice? Why do they have to be such obnoxious pains in the arses?

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@kinky__milf #fuckboyswithfeelings so 2020

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@hunbothered (Just to explain...I did search for a sorry gif and this came up. I just couldn't resist as it made me giggle 😂)

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@Sillywithsad Mutual rimming the night after a curry.

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@kinky__milf I have one. It might be a little big for you though and there's a dubious stain that just won't come out.

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@hunbothered I've told you before, my tongue isn't called Alexa!

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@just_carbs

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Thirsty Twitter is the best type of spectator sport there is

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More interestingly, how much variation is there from day to day??

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@tracylynn0220 I wish I'd thought about this sort of thing back when I was dating! 😂

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@DarkInjustices @julcasagrande Your not impressed by that?

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@Nurse_K_

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@DarkInjustices @julcasagrande You're in for a treat. I also know how to use they're, there and their correctly!

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@SeaGlassSiren

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