Dave Birch

all words are my own... even those that are not.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Hey @AntonioBrown.. it's gonna be Thanksgiving.. my mom's gonna be there.. once again, none of this.. please.. thanks in advance

[Dave Birch @DaveInSales]

Make America vote again

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Our country is now in serious and unprecedented trouble...like never before.

[Dave Birch @DaveInSales]

Honestly though hillary winning wouldn't have been much better

[Dave Birch @DaveInSales]

Watch out world @realDonaldTrump is coming to grab you by the *****

[Dave Birch @DaveInSales]

I say @petermansbridge for president

[Steve Kyler @stevekylerNBA]

You gotta love Tim Duncan's LinkedIn page... (this is actually a real thing)

[Dave Birch @DaveInSales]

Everybody gets treated fairly but not everybody gets treated equally. The stars are given more but more is expected from them -HERM EDWARDS

[Dave Birch @DaveInSales]

Now that's what I call a #Brexit #EURO2016

[Dave Birch @DaveInSales]

Hey @MarbleSlab you need to convert your waffle cones to a mix in option

[Dave Birch @DaveInSales]

The secret ingredient is always butter. #cookingwithdave

[Dave Birch @DaveInSales]

A man can never learn what he feels he already knows

[Mark Twain @TheMarkTwain]

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

The most important message of a crucifix, was how cruel supposedly sane human beings can be when under orders from a superior authority.

[Dave Birch @DaveInSales]

Not only is my thesaurus terrible, but it is also terrible.

[Dave Birch @DaveInSales]

Seek advice not opinions

[theScore @theScore]

Jon Cooper calls Game 2 brawl: 'Just imagine if it was the '70s.' https://t.co/OLOgqWM9rj

[Dave Birch @DaveInSales]

11.5 million documents were leaked involving worldwide corruption and @CNN is still talking trump. #panamapapers

[Dave Birch @DaveInSales]

If you're not following #panamapapers right now you should be