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[DaveLea @Davelea7]

@damienjjones @UKRunChat This reminds me of Tonbridge….

[Krishnan Guru-Murthy @krishgm]

So far Corbyn has lost his shadow cabinet members for health, education, young people, environment, transport, Scotland and Ch Sec Treasury

[DaveLea @Davelea7]

@D_K_Bowers Poor turn out by the looks of it Bowers!

[Tom Davis @BigTomD]

Doesn't really seem like a suitable punishment!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

"I thought he was a tree" says Suarez

[CIA @CIA]

We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Imagine the shock at FIFA HQ when, 2 years after the vote, someone spotted that Qatar's a tad warm in summer.

[DaveLea @Davelea7]

@anneknfrancis I'm more than just a number!

[DaveLea @Davelea7]

Chris Froome -the second Brit to win the Tour De France....I guess he knows how Buzz Aldrin felt!

[DaveLea @Davelea7]

What the hell happened to Brazil? They used to have Ronaldo, Rivaldo and Ronaldinho. Now their main striker is called.... Fred!

[DaveLea @Davelea7]

To the woman ahead of me in the basket only queue at Sainsburys stop running round adding more items- pointless me being in an express queue

[DaveLea @Davelea7]

@themikester79 could still make the playoffs!

[DaveLea @Davelea7]

Just won the office sweep stake on the National!

[DaveLea @Davelea7]

Watching Antiques Road Show whilst using the 'Guess the Value' App - Rock n Roll!

[DaveLea @Davelea7]

Just finished a motivational talk to sixth formers at a local school about a career in law - think my brutal honesty put most off!

[DaveLea @Davelea7]

@iaindillingham I would probably run round the room high fiving the audience and then slap Paxman a couple of times!

[DaveLea @Davelea7]

Just watched University Challenge. Why do these smug nerds always take a sip of water when they get a question right and look embarrassed?

[DaveLea @Davelea7]

Ah, I'm a Celebrity get me a career is starting again..

[DaveLea @Davelea7]

Is this what all the fuss was about? I just wasted 3 minutes of my lunch break...