David Leatherman

Life is a journey not a destination.

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@TimJDillon @PiersUncensored I could replace these two TODAY with my toaster. Watching the Maillard reaction is more interesting than this BS.

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@nbatoday over the weekend the Lakers had an INCREDIBLE game 3 v the @HoustonRockets coming back from down 6, with :30 in the 4th. All because @KingJames was doing 41 year-old King things, no Luka, no Reaves. And you give is 17 seconds? Most of that to talk about game 4?Boo

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@nbatoday the Lakers had an INCREDIBLE game 3 against the rockets, down 6 with 30 seconds in the 4th, no Luka, No Reaves, just @KingJames being @KingJames at 41 years old. And you gave us 17 seconds of unimpressed chatter, using most of that time for Houston’s gm 4. Do Better.

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So what exactly has stopped the #Trump administration from just openly using the n-word? I mean at this point…

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@Resisting313392 Don’t threaten me with a good time!!!!

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So this administration kills innocent nurses serving the military, evades taxes, evades felonies, evades the draft themselves, takes sovereign nations by force, and you think they’re gonna let y’all take the house and senate in 2026? How cute. America is a dictatorship now!!

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What do you all want to bet that 99.9% of pardoned Jan 6 insurrectionists are now Federal ICE agents. I mean what else are racist, jobless, mayonnaise huffing rednecks gonna do with their free time? Only so many cousins to F-*k!

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Imagine what the world would look like today if the #Dems hadn’t forced #HillaryClinton on us over #BernieSanders in 2016.

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@GoldenAgeUnfold 🎶Super-callous-fragile-ego-epstein-island-dotard🎶

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So now that #Trump controls #Venezuela, where do racist idiot #ICE agents send brown skinned innocent people they catch, NOT from Venezuela? My guess is Mar a Lago. 🤷

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Hey did y’all hear the news? President #Trump was just awarded the “Bomb Innocent Palestinian Children” award from Israel! The first ever given to a non-Israeli. Not surprising really. Congrats!

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We live in a society where Immigration (ICE) agents make more than teachers.

It’s all part of the #republican playbook. Keep the populous stupid enough to vote for you.

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In other news, Trump set to do nothing about White Christmas.

Trump: “I like the sound of it, White Christmas, it’s nice, very white.”

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Who wants to bet that #marjorietaylorgreene is stepping down from congress so #trumpydumpy can appoint her to his newly created position: czar of female bodies.

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Who wants to bet the #EpsteinFiles were stored by the #doj in the East Wing of the White House?

#Trump: “it’s very unfortunate that the files were there. I wouldn’t have put them there. That was a huge mistake. I wanted to release them too but they’re gone forever now. Shame”

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Thanks to #RFKjr this may be the last year Halloween candy contains artificial colors.

In other news, this may also be the last year for children to trick-or-treat without polio.

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@BenGolliver I think Chauncey may have more gambling wins than the Clippers have ACTUAL wins.

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Hey #MAGA, you know how you’re against women controlling their own bodies because abortion is a sin?

How’s that divorce going? Isn’t divorce also frowned upon by god? Guess you have to tough out that marriage, huh?

#hypocrites #fakechristians

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The problem with the world is that kindness, compassion and empathy are really hard to monetize.

To be really wealthy you have to exploit the rules, the earth, human beings, or all of the above.

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@RealKidPoker I would say seat 2, to pick Phil Ivey’s brain about poker, but I don’t want to listen to sniveling in my right ear about how airline peanuts aren’t vegan for that long. So I guess seat 9.